Vasectomy II
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OK so the deed is done. The doc gave me an anaesthetic in my left spud then proceded to perform the op. When I made a sound like you would when someone was driving a knife through your balls he said, and I quote "I think we need a little more local". NO SH IT SHERLOCK!!!!!!!
I said, "just give me the same total amount of anaesthetic that you gave my left one to the right one." The next jab hurt like a bastard, but at least the rest was pain free.
Glad it's over with now.
Currently on painkillers and Stella. Oh and they gave me a nice jockstrap number - balls in a sling and the winky poking out of a hole in the front of said jockstrap.
The worst bit is that I shaved the area a bit too much last night and the shaving rash has been killing me all day.
If my semen tests come back saying that it hasn't worked I'm gonna send the missus in to get herself done. A bloke shouldn't have to go through this twice.
I said, "just give me the same total amount of anaesthetic that you gave my left one to the right one." The next jab hurt like a bastard, but at least the rest was pain free.
Glad it's over with now.
Currently on painkillers and Stella. Oh and they gave me a nice jockstrap number - balls in a sling and the winky poking out of a hole in the front of said jockstrap.
The worst bit is that I shaved the area a bit too much last night and the shaving rash has been killing me all day.
If my semen tests come back saying that it hasn't worked I'm gonna send the missus in to get herself done. A bloke shouldn't have to go through this twice.
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breezer
but you have to wait 1 weeks before you can find out.
I am still waiting for confirmation on mine
I am still waiting for confirmation on mine
Yeah 3 and 4 months are the tests. Hope yours are clear Breezer. How long did the achy balls last?
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gcol said:
That was a song wasn't it ? oops sorry it was achy achy heart,
B
breezer
to be honest, they didnt ache at all, itcy a bit, but no ache, even now occasion itch where scar is
scar? Do you only have the one ball?
B
breezer
just notice damn typo, i should have said 12 weeks not 1
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Hmm. Thanks for sharing your experiences, but did you say "needle in testicle"?
No, no, no, no, no.........
I've asked my quack for a referral to
http://www.noscalpelvasectomy.co.uk
No, no, no, no, no.........
I've asked my quack for a referral to
http://www.noscalpelvasectomy.co.uk
No, the needle doesn't go into the testicle - just into the scro tum.
Having read the info on that link you provided - that sounds like the same procedure that I had. Just a small cut on either side. I have a couple of stitches in each though.
The part that hurt on the left one was when he stuck the hook thing into the scro tum to pull out the vas. Just tell the doc that you have a low pain threshold and that he should give you plenty of local.
Not too bad this morning - sat at my desk in a slightly reclined sitting position feeling like a dog that's just been kicked.
I can recommend sleeping with a cushion in between your knees though - that way you won't squeeze your nuts with your legs while you sleeep.
edit: what's wrong with the word s c r o t u m mods? Why should that be banned?
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Having read the info on that link you provided - that sounds like the same procedure that I had. Just a small cut on either side. I have a couple of stitches in each though.
The part that hurt on the left one was when he stuck the hook thing into the scro tum to pull out the vas. Just tell the doc that you have a low pain threshold and that he should give you plenty of local.
Not too bad this morning - sat at my desk in a slightly reclined sitting position feeling like a dog that's just been kicked.
I can recommend sleeping with a cushion in between your knees though - that way you won't squeeze your nuts with your legs while you sleeep.
edit: what's wrong with the word s c r o t u m mods? Why should that be banned?
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Mod 3, This is the result of an "auto censor", nothing to do with the mods
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gcol
hmm just started a new job an having days off on the sick ,
hmm just started a new job an having days off on the sick ,
No Moz I haven't had a day off. I braved it out - Wasn't too hard sat at my desk all day drinking tea.
gcol said:No, the needle doesn't go into the testicle - just into the scro tum.
Having read the info on that link you provided - that sounds like the same procedure that I had. Just a small cut on either side. I have a couple of stitches in each though.
The part that hurt on the left one was when he stuck the hook thing into the scro tum to pull out the vas. Just tell the doc that you have a low pain threshold and that he should give you plenty of local.
Not too bad this morning - sat at my desk in a slightly reclined sitting position feeling like a dog that's just been kicked.
I can recommend sleeping with a cushion in between your knees though - that way you won't squeeze your nuts with your legs while you sleeep.
edit: what's wrong with the word s c r o t u m mods? Why should that be banned?
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Well why has it been added to the auto sensor then? What's so bad or offensive about it?
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gcol said:gcol said:
i've tried to think of some thing nice about a scrote, but can't.
just asked the wife?
nope, she can only say it's saggy, ugly and a little hairy.
Mother in law springs to mind. (only joking, she's lovely really)noseall said:just asked the wife?
nope, she can only say it's saggy, ugly and a little hairy.
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