So I take it your going to have plenty of cold showers then 
Vasectomy II
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Good luck mate. Hope it goes smoother than mine. My stitches (that are still submerged in a glass of water) have still not dissolved yet and that's since the 22nd Nov! I really must write a letter to that doctor to tell him that he needs to sharpen up.
Securespark, if she get's preggers, just give her a swift dig in the belly and she should eject it sharpish the following morning.
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Securespark, if she get's preggers, just give her a swift dig in the belly and she should eject it sharpish the following morning.
Disclaimer: Any advice regarding home carried out abortions is given purely as an informational service only - any unwanted result from carrying out this advice shall not render the writer liable in any case.
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securespark, a bit late i know, but with a scalple is better, oh and I am well over 40
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Cheers, guys!
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I was just thinking, seeing as they will be using microwaves, the phrase "boil in the bag" springs to mind
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I can't find the "doubled-up in complete & utter unimaginable pain" emoticon....
You just had it done Securespark? 
Good init?
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No, I haven't... but date getting closer (19th...) Have discussed my needle phobia (ever since my anaphylactic shock incident) with the lobbock quack today.
He can give a local with a piece of kit that feel like snapping a laccy band on your s crotum. What it does is fire liquid into the skin: clever, hey?
Feeling better already!
But have to take taxi to the doc's as no-one can take me....boo.
He can give a local with a piece of kit that feel like snapping a laccy band on your s crotum. What it does is fire liquid into the skin: clever, hey?
Feeling better already!
But have to take taxi to the doc's as no-one can take me....boo.
The snip was no problem, just a little discomfort.A nice nurse was mopping my brow.
But you do need plenty of rest after, I went back to work after 3 days on my pushbike and the old knackers swelled up a bit and took 2 weeks to go down!!
But you do need plenty of rest after, I went back to work after 3 days on my pushbike and the old knackers swelled up a bit and took 2 weeks to go down!!
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Ow!
I trust you went back to the nice nurse for some oral therapy?
I trust you went back to the nice nurse for some oral therapy?
No - male doctor for a poke and prod 
I recommened you leave it a fortnight before doing anything proper heavy. Luckily I started a new office job a short time before I had mine so I could go back 12 hours after the op. Tried some heavy work after a week and the pain the following day was worse than the day after the op. Be warned, take it easy or you'll suffer.
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I had a whole week off (just be on the safe side)
