What a load of tools.....

Were any of the criminals caught?

Not that I'm aware of. I believe around that time a lot of the thefts were kind of low level smash and grab for as bit of drug money. In my case one of the incidents was outside my house, the other two were in the Wickes car park during the evening, after that I made a point of only going to Wickes when they opened at 7am, thieves don't like getting up early.
 
I dealt out my own punishment with a scaffold pole when I caught a scrote trying to pinch my scooter. A little tap on the head with a scaffold pole - luckily for him he was wearing a crash helmet. I’d show the video again but it always upsets ellal. He thinks I should have sat them down with tea and biscuits, tried to get to the bottom of why they were trying to take someone else’s property and, if he felt brave enough, given them a bloody good talking to…..
I think you'll find it was the bit where I pointed out that you broke the law when you went screaming off in chase down a public street like a lunatic brandishing a weapon that really upset you...

If there been a cop on that street, one wonders what lengthy 'law enforcement' topic might now be found in the archives ;)

But feel free to post the video again :)
 
I think you'll find it was the bit where I pointed out that you broke the law when you went screaming off in chase down a public street like a lunatic brandishing a weapon that really upset you...

If there been a cop on that street, one wonders what lengthy 'law enforcement' topic might now be found in the archives ;)

But feel free to post the video again :)
Oh come on pal, I havent seen it but if people want to steal people's property they must expect a bit of retaliation occasionally
 
If there been a cop on that street, one wonders what lengthy 'law enforcement' topic might now be found in the archives ;)
I reported it to the police and even went to the station and looked through several books of mugshots. They thought the video was hilarious. Unlike you, they didn’t give a F.
 
B100dy great stuff, I hadn't realised till you mentioned it above that you managed to clip him on the head, I bet he s**t himself. (y)

He wasn't getting away with that one, not on mottie's watch.

I noticed that's not your house Steve, was it nearby or were you out on patrol?
 
I noticed that's not your house Steve, was it nearby or were you out on patrol?
That was the parking area round the back of my old workshop. I saw the *******s turn up on cctv and when I saw what they were up to I grabbed the scaff pole and legged it out there. Always wise after the event, I should have either lamped the one on the getaway bike or gone for the other ones legs. I could have then taken my time…..

Try swinging a scaffold pole quickly - that was an old iron one, not like the lightweight ones they have nowdays. It ain’t easy!
 
I think you'll find it was the bit where I pointed out that you broke the law when you went screaming off in chase down a public street like a lunatic brandishing a weapon that really upset you...

If there been a cop on that street, one wonders what lengthy 'law enforcement' topic might now be found in the archives ;)

But feel free to post the video again :)
Stop being ridiculous. I would have given him the kicking of his life if he tried to steal from me.
 
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