What have you been doing today?

[Mottie]

I had a good tip from a customer the other day. He said "Don’t stand up in a canoe”.

 

[Bodd]

I had a good tip from a customer the other day. He said "Don’t stand up in a canoe”.

Ask him how you get out then.. Then tell him he hasn't got acanoe

 

[Mottie]

Ask him how you get out then.. Then tell him he hasn't got acanoe

Maybe he has a kayak and calls it a canoe.

 

[Bodd]

Maybe he has a kayak and calls it a canoe.

He's not got a Kayaking canoe

 

[Mottie]

Maybe he has.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Could have been Somalians.

That's Hayes, West London

 

[Bodd]

Maybe he has.

I see some standing

 

[Mottie]

More of a crouch I’d say.

 

[Bodd]

More of a crouch I’d say.

Ok ..... well there's better advice he could have given you ...

By the way.. that cats got a head growing out his head.

 

[Mottie]

It’s a giant cat. I’m sitting on its back.

 

[Bodd]

It’s a giant cat. I’m sitting on its back.

Are riding it?

 

[Mottie]

Are riding it?

Am I riding it? Now you’re being silly. It refuses to move when I’m on it so no riding takes place.

 

[Bodd]

Am I riding it? Now you’re being silly. It refuses to move when I’m on it so no riding takes place.

Whats the point in having a cat. ... Like having Horse who doesn't do cuddles.

 

[Bodd]

Another £10 tip today...


Powerflushing a flat today

 

[Mottie]

Just fitted a new seat to my toilet. It had blind fixings that didn’t catch so I had to take it out anyway as it’s a back to wall enclosed one. Awful expanding waste connector full of little bits of poo. Then I made sandwiches for lunch.....

Phoned up the Ellis Brigham store at Westfield as a pair of Scarpa Goretex wateroof walking boots I bought just over 5 months ago are letting in water. They tell me they have to go back to the manufacturers for 'testing' and that could take 3 - 4 weeks! Bloody annoyed as they weren’t exactly the cheapest in the shop. I’ve told the wife I’m going to go over there, take a pair, throw the old ones at them and walk out but I did just that in 1990 at a Benneton store with a faulty shirt they wanted to send back to Italy for 'testing'. I got arrested and charged with assault so I’m under strict instructions from 'er indoors not to repeat that very expensive mistake!