What Jobs Could You Not Do?

[Alison556]

I couldn't work in an abbatoir/slaughterhouse - not for any money.

Couldn't do the crane thing either - I get vertigo up a ladder changing a lightbulb!

Definitely couldn't work in small enclosed spaces. I start sweating and hyperventilating if somebody on the TV is in an enclosed space! And I freaked out and nearly wrecked an MRI scanner when they moved the table into it!

Could not work with spiders or anywhere that spiders were - kinda puts a stop to places like basements and attics.

The mucky jobs don't bother me so much, since I've been a nurse, an ambulance tech and a legal secretary!!!!! I've had to clean up a lot of **** and gore in my lifetime.

Can't think of anything else that I wouldn't do for any money. If the money was right, there would be a lot of things that you would do that you wouldn't ordinarily do.

 

[^woody^]

As a lad we did some alteration work in a factory that made bolts.

A big coil of wire was fed into a machine which cut it, then it was stamped to get the head then threaded, then boxed.

I will always recall the old boys here, had been there for many years .. standing in one spot in front of a machine turning a dial, pushing a button, moving a lever. Some other younger lads would move the trolleys of bolts to other machines.

Then dead on one o'clock, every day, the hooter went, the machines fell silent and the guys went to the canteen .... just like the scene from HG Wells' Time Machine with the Eloi going to the sound of the air-raid sirens.

These guys were machines

I could never work in a factory, or even in the same place for days on end.

I could not be a Doctor either ... I don't have the patients.

Also nothing to do with endless maths

 

[WDIK]

you mean they didnt show you the golden rivet?

 

[wotan]

A seal culler, or anything else that involves killing innocent animals.

Wotan

 

[Homesafe]

A seal culler, or anything else that involves killing i[i]nnocent [/i]animals.

Wotan

what about innocent ones??

 

[ColJack]

I used to work for a company that made sewerage machines, and on one occasion had to go on site and change a motor..
ended up standing in 2ft of raw sewage in a pair of waiders...
dropped a spanner and had to fish it out... would have wrecked the machine otherwise.. nasty...

 

[securespark]

I couldn't work in an abbatoir/slaughterhouse - not for any money.

Do you eat the end product?

 

[Zampa]

I couldnt be a solicitor..im too honest.

Policeman..too short tempered, if someone flobbed at me id deck em on the spot..(as opposed to waiting til they got back to the cells and 'fell down the stairs')

Mortuary attendant or undertaker..Id hate to ever see a dead kid.

Same reason for fireman and ambulanceman..that would screw me for life.

Couldnt be a plumber either I used to hate working around toilets..let alone sticking me arm down one!

 

[ColJack]

friend of my cousins is a fireman.
he told us one night at the pub that he'd had to climb down a motorway embankment to retrieve a guys brains after a fatal crash

 

[Blasphemous]

friend of my cousins is a fireman.
he told us one night at the pub that he'd had to climb down a motorway embankment to retrieve a guys brains after a fatal crash

Was the guy ok? My wife reckons we don't use them!

 

[big-all]

They bring the misery on themselves.

rather harsh steve how do you work that one out

when balifs call it can have may reasons and not alway greed or mismanagement

can be caused by
unemployment
miss selling the product
death
seperation
disability
and numerouse unforseen circumstances

 

[EddieM]

Bailiff, I couldn't work in a job that brought misery to others.

They bring the misery on themselves.

Dentist.

says the boy who lives at home and works in a shop.

 

[Mike2007]

Social Worker dealing with child abuse.

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

An HGV driver (steering wheel attendant).
Crab fishing on the bearing sea.

A painter and decorater.
Porn star (you all know why)