That's fascinating. A journeyman you say?
Please tell us lots more about the strange country you stole from the native Americans and the peculiar language you speak there.
If possible, please include lots and lots of information about guns**, and how you use them to shoot at animals and threaten your fellow countrymen.
**The more technical information, the better. I'm particularly keen to learn about the different types of ammunition.
ABSOLUTELY BL**DY PATHETIC! Softus, you are a very sad little man.
To Sylvan Tieger - Aplogies. If you ever have the misfortune to visit this carpy little island, you will encounter lots of bitter jealous Brits with a very narrow outlook on life. They spout the same petty jibes about Americans, they have probably never been to The States, but believe they know everything about it because of what they read in The Sun newspaper.
Once again, I apologise for my fellow countrymen. We're not all the same.