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What names to give your children!

Sheer muppetry :?

Apparently children in the US have been named chlamydia :shock: and one poor bast&rd got christened latrine :shock:

Don't they have dictionaries in the states.
 
I must show that to Candida when she brings little Chlamydia home.
 
Jeez you have to feel sorry for the kids and what they'll face later on in life.

Mind you I sometimes wish id called my two -can i have this and can i have that :)
 
When Adolf gets older his parents are taking him to Europe, they are starting in Poland and the making their way back west. :lol:
 
It will all end in tears.

Well .... tears, cyanide and a can of petrol to be precise.

But Waterstones will do well out of the book deal
 
There is a family around our way with the surname Ennis and all the kids have first names begining with the initial P.
Know i guy who called his kid Glen which is not to bad unless your second name is Coe.
 
A girl I know was nearly given the middle name of Claire, which is OK but her first name is Heidi.

You need to say it out loud a couple of times :lol:

My other half had a meeting with a portugese guy a few years ago, his name was Pedro Coelho, which sounds OK but translates as Peter Rabbit.

I worked for a guy whose name was George George, this shows a distinct lack of imagination on his parents part.
:lol:
 
the new zealand ones that were in the news a few weeks back cracked me up. one kid was called bus stop number 6 or something like that. some twins were called fish and chips :lol:
 
a girl in my class was called natalie hunt, and yes her lil bro was really called michael
 
I was 12 years old before I realised my name wasn't shuttup  8)
 
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