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How about stop feeling sorry for yourself and get on with it.
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Any good...?
get yourself a beer out the fridge and toast our beloved Queen, after all you have a few days off work to recover
Not feeling sorry for myself when did I say that
Just thought there might be sympathetic folk on here with something funny to say, oh well!!
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subman101
OK. Just made this story up for you to ponder over:
A man rode his donkey into market and bought 4 eggs. He told the donkey to look after them while he went to visit a relative, but when he came back he couldn't see them. So he asked the donkey where the eggs were. The donkey replied:
"Well I thought I'd have a nap but was worried that someone might steal them. So I strapped them to the bottom of my hooves"
What is the moral of this story? (I genuinely don't know)
For all that typing you done and wasted maybe 10 minutes of your life I too have no idea what your trying to say
But thanks anyway..at least you tried
But seriously, next time.....think before you type!!
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longdogs
The moral of the story is:
Don't put all your eggs on one brisket.
Ok, I know brisket doesn;t come from a donkey but I thought it was a good try
Look on the bright side, it could be raining.
Oh sh1t, i've just seen the weather forecast for tomorrow:
3 weeks of rain in 24 hrs.
Andy
Oh sh1t, i've just seen the weather forecast for tomorrow:
3 weeks of rain in 24 hrs.
Andy
Look on the bright side, it could be raining.
Oh s**t, i've just seen the weather forecast for tomorrow:
3 weeks of rain in 24 hrs.
Andy
So does that mean we will have 2 weeks and 6 days of sunshine?
do some sight seeing, 
here in Bristol we get people coming from miles around to visit Brunels bridge over the avon gorge when they're feeling a bit down. 
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Thats where you'll see that phone number.Amazing view though.
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mysteryman
Be glad that you live in a free country where you can air your views and opinions without fear. Be glad if it rains, for it is needed. Be glad if you are in good health and in employment, and spare a thought for those who are not so well blessed. Be glad to be alive! Stop being so self-centered and miserable, it doesn't do you any good. Think of others.