Panic buying

[sodthisforfun]

Is it because goodfellas taste awful?!

 

[Brigadier]

Is it because goodfellas taste awful?!

Not that it stops some, but I heard it said once that the only way to make pizza worse for you than it already is, is to sprinkle some plutonium on it

 

[sodthisforfun]

Bloody cat. Does she not understand there's a national shortage...?!

 

[SirGalahad]

Bidet for all you heathens.

 

[sodthisforfun]

So what do you dry your backside with? Do you use paper, a towel (yuck) or wave your arse around until it's air-dried?

 

[SirGalahad]

So what do you dry your backside with? Do you use paper, a towel (yuck) or wave your arse around until it's air-dried?

It has a warm air dryer.

Heathens!!!!

 

[JohnD]

(yuck)

if it has been thoroughly and freshly washed. we can presume it is clean and use the personal bidet towel.

Other people, without bidets, put it straight into their underwear, without washing.

shockingly, almost everybody has an arse.

 

[sodthisforfun]

Funnily enough, I wondered if bidets are cleaner, had a look earlier when read this post. Apparently not all that much better than common bog roll.
So, yep, yuck!

 

[JohnD]

had a look earlier

with a mirror?

 

[JP_]

Most people in the world clean their bottoms after a poo without toilet paper. It's a western thing largely.

How do you dry your bum after a shower? Do you get the hair dryer out, or use a towel?

 

[sodthisforfun]

with a mirror?

Is there any other way (esp at my age?!)

 

[JP_]

I am going to buy more food tonight, since Coronavirus has been just up the road (about 5 minute walk) from where I live.
But I won't be panicing. I will calmly buy all the food I can. And calmly walk out. And calmly prepare for the worse.

Don't Panic.

Be Prepared.

 

[Ian H]

How do you dry your bum after a shower? Do you get the hair dryer out, or use a towel?

I use a towel like dental floss.

 

[sodthisforfun]

I am going to buy more food tonight, since Coronavirus has been just up the road (about 5 minute walk) from where I live.
But I won't be panicing. I will calmly buy all the food I can. And calmly walk out. And calmly prepare for the worse.

Don't Panic.

Be Prepared.

Went shopping today - nowt in after being away for a week. There were so many people in there and trolleys piled high. No loo roll, handwash or pasta anywhere. Stupid thing is that for a second, I felt like I should buy so much more than the few things I had... just for a second before common sense returned

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Mercifully no shortage of pasties in this area. Panic not!