I’m getting fed up with premium bonds.

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Carry on. :whistle:

If you're that sad, join the other tread I started and take that off topic.

Oh, I see big John has. You might as well join him.
 
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I have a genuine winning system for premium bonds, horse racing, card games, lotteries, raffles, bingo etc etc etc, in fact it covers almost every form of £cash gambling.

Step 1. Take your stake money & put it back in your pocket.

Step 2. Wait for the results to be announced.

Step 3. Take your original stake money out of your pocket & waive it at all the losers.

Guaranteed 100% fail safe. WIN WIN WIN every time.
 
I have a genuine winning system for premium bonds, horse racing, card games, lotteries, raffles, bingo etc etc etc, in fact it covers almost every form of £cash gambling.

Step 1. Take your stake money & put it back in your pocket.

Step 2. Wait for the results to be announced.

Step 3. Take your original stake money out of your pocket & waive it at all the losers.

Guaranteed 100% fail safe. WIN WIN WIN every time.
Pillock. How on earth is that a "genuine winning formula" for premium bonds? You ALWAYS keep your original stake money with premium bonds so you never lose it and the chances are loaded that you will eventually add to it. It seems you're not quite the financial expert you crack on to be. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I've got this superb investment idea, 100% guaranteed to WIN WIN WIN.

Simply take £1000 & buy yourself some Premium Bonds.

In 20yrs time, if you aggregate & re-invest your winnings, you'll be able to purchase 1x loaf of bread & perhaps a pint of milk to supplement your pension.

Alternatively, you could just lend the money to someone at -12% interest.
 
Despite being sold by national savings and investments ?
Yes, that's the one. The savings side, not the investment side. (y)

In case you're unaware, investments can go down as well as up. Savings cant go down. Tell yer mate, I don't think he believes me.
 
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