Mountain biking

[Odds]

Let loose the flock of mutton and your work is done.
More time for a-biking.
Do a few stretches before you set off, by the by. It'll help you get used to the rhythm as you put more miles under your belt.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Let loose the flock of mutton and your work is done.
More time for a-biking.
Do a few stretches before you set off, by the by. It'll help you get used to the rhythm as you put more miles under your belt.

I did my Yoga yesterday morning but no bike ride. This morning I wanted to get out early so no yoga.

The perfect day will be:
Cold shower
Healthy breakfast
Coffee
50 K bike ride.

I did 36k this morning.... i think I'm being sensible with my body.
As for the mental health.... well I must say it was the gin

and the tonic.

 

[Munroast]

witches ?

 

[Elsa TLC]

witches ?
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Depends on how drunk you get!

 

[johnny2007]

I remember visiting my brother at a caravan park and his friends, a couple with a toddler came from their caravan to see us for a drink.
They were saying that they regularly clocked 50k km of mountain bike, the wife with the toddler carrier at the back.
I looked at the 2 well overweight heavy smokers and thought they were just misjudging the distance.
A couple of days later I saw them as they were taking off for one of their rides.
2 electric bikes with additional batteries fitted...
Over the 50k km they never used the pedals

 

[Elsa TLC]

I remember visiting my brother at a caravan park and his friends, a couple with a toddler came from their caravan to see us for a drink.
They were saying that they regularly clocked 50k km of mountain bike, the wife with the toddler carrier at the back.
I looked at the 2 well overweight heavy smokers and thought they were just misjudging the distance.
A couple of days later I saw them as they were taking off for one of their rides.
2 electric bikes with additional batteries fitted...
Over the 50k km they never used the pedals

Just two sessions out on that bike and my body feels good for it.
Its like yoga on wheels.

I see this body builder the other week. He's a bit older than me. He was f@cked. Apart from maybe the steroids he's overworked his body.

This bike is perfect for me. If I really get into it I may buy a decent peddle only road bike..


Im just loving this at the moment

 

[Mottie]

Is this mountain biking fad going to last longer than your sourdough and coffee fads?

 

[Elsa TLC]

Is this mountain biking fad going to last longer than your sourdough and coffee fads?

.

I'll make my sourdough when the sun doesn't shine

I'll ride my bike when the sun does shine

I make my coffee everyday. It really is that good.

 

[Elsa TLC]

I looked at the 2 well overweight heavy smokers and thought they were just misjudging the distance.
A couple of days later I saw them as they were taking off for one of their rides.
2 electric bikes with additional batteries fitted...
Over the 50k km they never used the pedals

Clearly not perfect but they were out and about showing their child something g more than a bedroom with an iPhone attched.


Can you get electric cycles that don't require peeling. I know there are the electric mobeds. Is that what they had?

 

[johnny2007]

Clearly not perfect but they were out and about showing their child something g more than a bedroom with an iPhone attched.


Can you get electric cycles that don't require peeling. I know there are the electric mobeds. Is that what they had?

Those bikes had pedals, but they didn't need to use them to get going.
Bragging about long distance rides without specifying that it was all done without wasting one single calorie was hilarious...

 

[Odds]

an e-bike is just a poor man's moped.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Those bikes had pedals, but they didn't need to use them to get going.
Bragging about long distance rides without specifying that it was all done without wasting one single calorie was hilarious...

They where fat. You said they where fat. At least they got out and done some exercise that would help their mental health and in turn make them better parents to the little fatty they gave birth to.

 

[Elsa TLC]

an e-bike is just a poor man's moped.

It's the opposite way round.

 

[johnny2007]

They where fat. You said they where fat. At least they got out and done some exercise that would help their mental health and in turn make them better parents to the little fatty they gave birth to.

Still fat wit no will to lose any of that fat.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Got up Bright and early for a ride.

Bugger me I had punctures. Took it back to Evans for a repair but the made them tubeless for me rather than fix the tube.

I'll be out bright and early tomorrow morning. Maybe a bit of yoga beforehand