Todays Job

[Highway Man]

The sofa on your drive

OMG I don’t have a settee on my drive

 

[pete01]

OMG I don’t have a settee on my drive

Oh im getting mixed up was it a washing machine?

 

[Scally-Ho]

The sofa on your drive

Is it a sofa or an old wreck of a motor up on bricks?

 

[Highway Man]

Is it a sofa or an old wreck of a motor up on bricks?

OMG.

 

[Highway Man]

OMG I cannot believe what people think of me OMG

 

[Scally-Ho]

Prolly one of Onslow's old wrecks

 

[pete01]

OMG I cannot believe what people think of me OMG

What do you expect when you have a pot noodle for Christmas dinner

 

[Highway Man]

Oh im getting mixed up was it a washing machine?

That was that stupid birthday present idea from you. I could have been outcast from the village because of you

 

[pete01]

That was that stupid birthday present idea from you. I could have been outcast from the village because of you

Why do you call a high rise block of flats a village?

 

[Highway Man]

Why do you call a high rise block of flats a village?

OMG this gets worse. I live in an exclusive village where the wife and I was voted the sexiest couple

 

[pete01]

OMG this gets worse. I live in an exclusive village where the wife and I was voted the sexiest couple

Ok don't have a hissy fit

 

[Highway Man]

Ok don't have a hissy fit

OMG I posted the pic of the exclusive wine that we won. Plus we won a £10 meal voucher

 

[Highway Man]

I am now coming out in a rash over this

 

[pete01]

I am now coming out in a rash over this

You would do sitting on an old pallet watching TV

 

[Highway Man]

You would do sitting on an old pallet watching TV

Not far wrong. This media center is really getting out of hand now. I am once again 5k in and my living room is now a complete tip