Nigel’s statement. Resigning as MP. Forcing a by-election. Will stand again.

[noseall]

Says the bloke who said Starmer would see his full term out.

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Sir Keir and Labour are here to stay boyo.

Dig in.

 

[King Billy]

Im still holding on to the hope that, Farage, and, Lowe are plotting together to bring forth the most brilliant political ruse the world has ever seen.
Nigel is clearly a very patient man.
He dedicated decades of his life to ensuring that the UK would one day leave the authoritarian European Union and won.
He ain't no quitter, and judging by, Ruperts matter of fact/ I don't care what you call me attitude in parliamentary debates the duo would make a formidable team.
Just a hunch of course.
I would love to be proven right though.

He defrauded the EU as well while he was a member.

Transparency International EU calls for investigation into Nigel Farage Brexit campaign use of EU funds - Transparency International EU

Brussels, 25 June 2026 New revelations, first reported by the Financial Times, suggest far-right Brexit architect Nigel Farage used European Parliament funds to finance Brexit campaign expenses related to his then national party, Ukip. These funds, afforded to Parliament political groups, bear a...

transparency.eu

 

[King Billy]

All part of the plan, blup.

All part of the plan.

 

[King Billy]

Tag me ellal, tag me.

Feeling outnumbered again?

 

[King Billy]

NO HE DOESN'T! None of the accusations, true or otherwise, matter to the bigger picture.

They are not merely accusations. Farage does not deny receiving the money.
The problem is that he didn't declare it, when he should have.

We need politicians to stop mass immigration. I would vote for Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Peter Sutcliffe if they could manage that.

For once, I believe you.

 

[fillyboy]

From a practiced wánker.

Masterly, Titter.

Reported.

 

[IT Minion]

The rumour that counts binface will not run in Clacton because he's worried he'll be named the unofficial Farage protest candidate and get elected after all, is completely unfounded.

 

[noseall]

Good old Nige, a masterstroke.

Utter embarrassment.

 

[noseall]

The rumour that counts binface will not run in Clacton because he's worried he'll be named the unofficial Farage protest candidate and get elected

 

[Mottie]

Utter embarrassment.

Would you enter a contest that you knew you had absolutely no chance of winning? They are ALL running scared.

 

[IT Minion]

Would you enter a contest that you knew you had absolutely no chance of winning? They are ALL running scared

We need a hero

https://twitter.com/x/status/2074735236143870058

 

[ellal]

The rumour that counts binface will not run in Clacton because he's worried he'll be named the unofficial Farage protest candidate and get elected after all, is completely unfounded.

So it's binface against a barefaced liar...

Well Hartlepool did elect a monkey, so I suppose the barefaced liar might have a chance.

 

[securespark]

It’s a cunning stunt

 

[securespark]

Isn't the reality that he is just doing this to try and sidestep facing the situation regarding his finances?

But the true reality is that whatever he does, it won't?

 

[Mottie]

Isn't the reality that he is just doing this to try and sidestep facing the situation regarding his finances?

Not in the least. He knows that the minute he wins again (and he will) the investigation will start up again so there is nothing to be gained regarding that.