Todays Job

Stunning village in the Yorkshire dales. All lights are straight as a die here. Lovely patriotic village. Make sure I do these patriots a good service and fix this lonely sick light. My job just gets better. Big drinking day today. I will be first in the pub again as I told the managers I can’t recable a stretch of lights today as my back has gone so I need light duties. Suckerrrrsss

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Highway Man said:
Stunning village in the Yorkshire dales. All lights are straight as a die here. Lovely patriotic village. Make sure I do these patriots a good service and fix this lonely sick light. My job just gets better. Big drinking day today. I will be first in the pub again as I told the managers I can’t recable a stretch of lights today as my back has gone so I need light duties. Suckerrrrsss

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Make sure you knock that door and call them a flag shagger (y)

Edit, and before you leave call them boyo.
 
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Highway Man said:
Stunning village in the Yorkshire dales. All lights are straight as a die here. Lovely patriotic village. Make sure I do these patriots a good service and fix this lonely sick light. My job just gets better. Big drinking day today. I will be first in the pub again as I told the managers I can’t recable a stretch of lights today as my back has gone so I need light duties. Suckerrrrsss

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When was the last time you had to buy your own drink in a pub? I imagine when you enter these establishments, you are inundated with offers from other customers to buy you a drink?
 
diy_fun_uk said:
When was the last time you had to buy your own drink in a pub? I imagine when you enter these establishments, you are inundated with offers from other customers to buy you a drink?
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Very rare. I bring 25 blokes into the same pub each Friday and we get totally hammered so a lot of money for them. When I get in before everyone my drink is sat there on the bar. The usual double vodka and bottle of bud. No charge of course.
 
Done!!!!! 7 quick jobs and why I am number 1. Everyone is asking how do I do it. Easy when you’re as good as me is my only reply. 1 hour drive home then Lena drives me to the pub ready for my drunken escapades. I will be sat there first. The look on their faces will be a picture.
 
diy_fun_uk said:
When was the last time you had to buy your own drink in a pub? I imagine when you enter these establishments, you are inundated with offers from other customers to buy you a drink?
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What I can’t understand is blokes buying drinks for women. They all buy me them. I can go out with a fiver in my pocket and get completely hammered all because they live in hope that they might catch me. No chance. Suckerrrrss
 
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