Depression.

[Big Tone]

I’m very good at DIY. When the wife says will you put that shelf up this week I tell her “Do It Yourself”.

To be serious for a minute..

I’m going to guess that you, That Bloke, are in a loving relationship, maybe mortgage-free with kids and solvent? But not all of us are in that position my friend.

I’m in debt up to my eyeballs, I hate my work and I haven’t had sex in three years. Do you fancy swapping with me? You’re not allowed to use my one pleasure though

We may be mortgage free for now but that doesn't mean we live on a bed of roses.
Whats your one pleasure?

Soz That Bloke; I’d forgotten about this thread and I didn’t get notifications like you do normally.

In answer to you, it’s my motorbike.