English, Irish and Scotsman in a sauna. A phone rings and the Scotsman speaks in to his elbow....Wow, thinks the Irish man he has a phone implant, soon another phone rings....this time the English man speaks into his wrist, WOW another implant.
The Irish man is really impressed and feels inferior.
He leaves the room and return nonchalantly five minutes later with a long trail of toilet paper hanging from his backside.
"Whats that" said the English man.
Desperate to impress, he casually turns and looks.
"Oh its ok ...I just received a fax"