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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by thatbloke, 17 Aug 2011.

  1. imamartian

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    hate to be a killjoy, but isn't the Eng/Ire/Sco joke and the Paddy joke considered racist these days? :eek:
     
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    Of course not. Those nationalities are predominantly white and it's not possible to be racist against white people
     
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    sorry imamartian....couldn't resist these

    Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".
    Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

    Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police
    station.
    Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
    Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

    :LOL: :LOL: keep smiling ......its good for you :LOL:
     
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  6. cumbriahandyman

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    An Irishman came home early one afternoon and just as he came in the door the telephone rang so he answered it.

    'Who was that dear on the phone?' shouted his wife from the kitchen.
    'It was a wrong number, darling', said the Irishman 'some fellow looking for the Met. Office. He wanted to know if the coast was clear'.

    :LOL:
     
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    As the funeral procession went by, the American tourist inquired of the Paddy standing next to him:

    'Who's dead?'

    'I'm not sure,' said the Paddy, 'but I think it's the feller in the big box in the front car.'

    [​IMG]
     
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    Let's give the long-suffering Irish a break here ---

    "How do you make an Irish woman pregnant?"
    "I don't know. How DO you make an Irish woman pregnant?"
    "And you call the Irish thick. Boom boom!" :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    (Basil Brush? Not sure now.)
     
  9. cumbriahandyman

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    I forgot how prim you are and that you would never tell a joke about another race...

     
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    Actually, I think I am funny, my jokes are still there, your abuse has rightly been deleted. :) :LOL:

    Two faced and double standards spring to mind...
     
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    OMG what is it with you lot.....have you had sense of humour bypass or something .....

    does it really matter ..... tell jokes about women......will I get all offended and shirty ......of course I will (only kidding) .....of course I wont.

    Why is everyone so touchy :confused: :(
     
  13. Big Tone

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    Is that an offer?

    Accepted!

    [​IMG] + (Not sure what happens here) + [​IMG]


    I noticed the compost on my vegetable patch at the bottom of my garden looked like it had got thicker somehow the other day. The day after, to my astonishment, the same thing happened again but it’s none of my doing. This morning it was visibly deeper than before by about two inches I would say and I still can’t understand why [​IMG]

    The plot thickens... :D


    For some time now I’ve had a ghost in my house and I swear it has the same face as Gloria Gaynor.

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified... :D
     
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    I remember an extended version of your signature cumbriahandyman, which went something like this..


    “Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority which holds the belief that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end”. :D
     
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    I’m very good at DIY. When the wife says will you put that shelf up this week I tell her “Do It Yourself”. :D

    To be serious for a minute..

    I’m going to guess that you, That Bloke, are in a loving relationship, maybe mortgage-free with kids and solvent? But not all of us are in that position my friend.

    I’m in debt up to my eyeballs, I hate my work and I haven’t had sex in three years. Do you fancy swapping with me? You’re not allowed to use my one pleasure though [​IMG]
     
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