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[imamartian]

I recently found, what i thought was a better photo for my profile on here... and whilst changing it, noticed that my profile has had 1100+ views !!!!!! WTF!! i personally haven't viewed more than about 8 profiles in my time on here... and i can say without doubt that my 'occasional' beer fuelled rants (a thing of the past i might add or i hope) have made my quite unpopular in certain quarters....
So why the huge volume of hits? bizarre !

 

[dextrous]

It's me. I'm infatuated by you. xxxx

 

[imamartian]

It's me. I'm infatuated by you. xxxx

do you know what, if i had a £1 for every time i've typed the words "DONT CALL ME IMAM" and then deleted them, i would ....still be quite poor, but have enough money to fill the petrol tank of my hummer.... and i don't have a hummer !

 

[dextrous]

It's me. I'm infatuated by you. xxxx

do you know what, if i had a £1 for every time i've typed the words "DONT CALL ME IMAM" and then deleted them, i would ....still be quite poor, but have enough money to fill the petrol tank of my hummer.... and i don't have a hummer !

Can I call you mama then? It's the next logical sequence

 

[imamartian]

.... and i don't have a hummer !

except my wife.... but i have a plan to have her 'sorted'....

 

[imamartian]

It's me. I'm infatuated by you. xxxx

do you know what, if i had a £1 for every time i've typed the words "DONT CALL ME IMAM" and then deleted them, i would ....still be quite poor, but have enough money to fill the petrol tank of my hummer.... and i don't have a hummer !

Can I call you mama then? It's the next logical sequence

Dex, you can call me anything you like.... (although i wont stoop to breast feeding you with my manboobs!)

 

[dextrous]

.... and i don't have a hummer !

except my wife.... but i have a plan to have her 'sorted'....

You sending her on a greenpeace demo in london then mama?

 

[dextrous]

although i wont stoop to breast feeding you with my manboobs!

From that photo it don't look like you'll need to stoop

Pull the udder one

 

[imamartian]

although i wont stoop to breast feeding you with my manboobs!

From that photo it don't look like you'll need to stoop

Pull the udder one

Dex, you're obviously drunk.... that is a temple of a torso... albeit 10 years ago!

 

[dextrous]

. that is a temple of a torso...

It's certainly big enough

 

[LastMagicBean]

except my wife.... but i have a plan to have her 'sorted'....

Already 'sorted' martian..............
she want's me to go back next wednesday afternoon............

 

[imamartian]

. that is a temple of a torso...

It's certainly big enough

Yep, 7'4". and a baby of 8mnths who's 5'9" so don't mess!

 

[dextrous]

Already 'sorted' martian..............
she want's me to go back next wednesday afternoon............

I make love to my wife several times a week.


Sometimes she nearly stirs

 

[imamartian]

except my wife.... but i have a plan to have her 'sorted'....

Already 'sorted' martian..............
she want's me to go back next wednesday afternoon............

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

 

[LastMagicBean]

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

Dont worry about all that.....................

I took all your valuable trinkets on my way out....