Diynot summer party

I think a meet up would be a good thing, A vodka party with me on my guitar playing the beatles and all just singing along and having a laugh. Obviously everyone would be in awe of me but I don't think there would be any surprises there for anyone. Instantly recognisable with my muscles and extraordinary good looks, everyone including nosey and Odds would love me.
tbh I don't think you can attend. You will be SO good looking and perfect, it will make most if not all other attendees question their sexuality.

Sorry, you need to stay away :(
 
OMG me and 5 others....

Pete01

Knave of hearts

Morqthana

King Billy

Tomww

Highway man


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You'd be easily recognisable with your central 'eating. (Have you covered it with your lips or tongue in that gif? I imagined it would be an upper rather than a bottom). Your bedsit look like it badly needs a tidy-up as well.
Are you still wearing that old duffer coat? Oops Freudian slip, I meant duffle coat.

And HWM would swear blind he's someone else, someone who hasn't even been invited.
 
Possibly. I have a very particular set of skills. One of which is that I can achieve close to expert level in many disciplines in a very short time frame.

But I am also what you might call 'unintentionally dominant'. Although I don't seek out to lead or dominate, it has always happened naturally through extreme charisma and personal magnetism. In real life, people seem naturally drawn to me and automatically defer to me, even though that is not what I am seeking. TBH, it's a bit weird sometimes.
You need a new scriptwriter. HWM's stuff is getting a bit dated now.
 
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