Gas Safe boiler failure

[jedi]

I'm gonna post up my gas results when I find them...ill be surprised if they are OK...

And you all know the troubles I had with my install....

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Now he is struggling to work out if I am spouting more rubbish, get your diverter valve checked it is called "esophagus" so when you breath it should divert fresh air into your lungs, if ain't working right and you swallow air into your stomach, all hell breaks loose and you end up blowing your anus!

 

[Razor900]

Now he is struggling to work out if I am spouting more rubbish, get your diverter valve checked it is called "esophagus" so when you breath it should divert fresh air into your lungs, if ain't working right and you swallow air into your stomach, all hell breaks loose and you end up blowing your anus!

Yep you're spouting rubbish.

It's the epiglottis that acts as the divertor valve the oesophagus is a section of the digestive system.

Did you really lose 28k due to a bad tenant? What a shame

 

[jeff the gasman]

And if your assertion that a boiler can go from 0ppm to 500ppm in ten days, then absolutely no Gas Safe certificate is of any use.

In much the same way as your annual MOT only tells you what the state of the vehicle was on the day of the test - if your brakes fail 5 days later then is that the fault of the MOT tester?

Surely as a responsible landlord the boiler should be serviced and a Landlords Cert issued annually

Not if the flue hood was rotted through in a few places. We really need to do a visual on every important bit.
HSE would pull you apart with expert witnesses with this scenario.

 

[jeff the gasman]

Well? Was it a witch or not?
This side of the forum is shyte. Don't even know why I look!

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Now he is struggling to work out if I am spouting more rubbish, get your diverter valve checked it is called "esophagus" so when you breath it should divert fresh air into your lungs, if ain't working right and you swallow air into your stomach, all hell breaks loose and you end up blowing your anus!

Did you really lose 28k due to a bad tenant? What a shame

Yes I did, in fact just over 30K

 

[Corgigrouch]

Now he is struggling to work out if I am spouting more rubbish, get your diverter valve checked it is called "esophagus" so when you breath it should divert fresh air into your lungs, if ain't working right and you swallow air into your stomach, all hell breaks loose and you end up blowing your anus!

Did you really lose 28k due to a bad tenant? What a shame

Yes I did, in fact just over 30K

Oh dear!..... But on the bright side, I have found your cat..

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

 

[TCCHeating]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

Already dead stuffed cat drone vs burning a caged person alive. You think both are equally as evil?

Muppet

 

[Corgigrouch]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

What is evil about the catcopter? The idiotic cat ran under the wheels of a moving vehicle so the owner decided to use what was left to make something useful....The first time I have ever seen a useful cat. If I die prematurely, then I would be delighted if someone found a use for what was left of my corpse..... I think that entwined with Cindy Crawford would be good.... Or I could be a gasfittercopter, fitted with missiles and a bunker busting "Tool bag bomb" and flown over the middle east.....Cool!!

Might need a big engine though...

 

[TCCHeating]

I wonder if Mike owns anything made out of leather?

 

[Corgigrouch]

I wonder if Mike owns anything made out of leather?

What like? A Strapon?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

What is evil about the catcopter? The idiotic cat ran under the wheels of a moving vehicle so the owner decided to use what was left to make something useful....The first time I have ever seen a useful cat. If I die prematurely, then I would be delighted if someone found a use for what was left of my corpse..... I think that entwined with Cindy Crawford would be good.... Or I could be a gasfittercopter, fitted with missiles and a bunker busting "Tool bag bomb" and flown over the middle east.....Cool!!

Might need a big engine though...

Owner! he is more like a prat, No owner would be so insensitive to their dead pet cat.

 

[Corgigrouch]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

What is evil about the catcopter? The idiotic cat ran under the wheels of a moving vehicle so the owner decided to use what was left to make something useful....The first time I have ever seen a useful cat. If I die prematurely, then I would be delighted if someone found a use for what was left of my corpse..... I think that entwined with Cindy Crawford would be good.... Or I could be a gasfittercopter, fitted with missiles and a bunker busting "Tool bag bomb" and flown over the middle east.....Cool!!

Might need a big engine though...

Owner! he is prat like many found on here!

Feel free to sod off and find some better quality prats elsewhere

 

[Corgigrouch]

Lol! someone must have got really ****ed up brains somewhere on this planet to be able to come up with that sickening contraption, that shows how evil humans are not just IS.

What is evil about the catcopter? The idiotic cat ran under the wheels of a moving vehicle so the owner decided to use what was left to make something useful....The first time I have ever seen a useful cat. If I die prematurely, then I would be delighted if someone found a use for what was left of my corpse..... I think that entwined with Cindy Crawford would be good.... Or I could be a gasfittercopter, fitted with missiles and a bunker busting "Tool bag bomb" and flown over the middle east.....Cool!!

Might need a big engine though...

Owner! he is more like a prat, No owner would be so insensitive to their dead pet cat.

The cat is dead, it's an ex cat....Oh FFS I'm not going to do the full Dead Cat sketch...