Now that it is the school holidays, it is murder in the supermarkets everyday, with the screaming, shouting, running riot little baskets.
Was in a big Asda last week and it set me thinking that supermarkets, with all the money they make should have one of those things at the front door where kids can be left whilst parents shop without pestering other shoppers. You know what I mean . . . it begins with ‘C’.
Creche? No!
Children’s Centre? No!
Got it . . . .
CAGE
Our local ASDA has a Smacking Room! I assume its for beating you kids when the misbehave? Just have to ask at customer services discreetly