How do you wipe your ass?

[nauseous]

Not a fan of reach arounds.

 

[Ian H]

some of us on here have deal with other peoples s*** that blocks the drains ,

Have you never seen my office?

 

[transam]

Have you never seen my office?

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say no more

 

[nauseous]

If you think you've cleaned properly have another wipe in an hour or so. It will probably disturb you. Also if a hand basin is handy, so is water. Just saying.

Butt plugs ftw.

 

[wv62]

Have you never seen my office?

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So, you are into enemas?

 

[DaveHerns]

With hard toilet paper, which side were you meant to use? Does anyone remember it in flat boxes?

 

[securespark]

Yup.

 

[Doggit]

With hard toilet paper, which side were you meant to use

Why try and differentiate, neither side does the job.

Does anyone remember it in flat boxes?

God, that takes you back a bit. I don't think a simple "yes" does justice to that question.

 

[blightymam]

I for one loved that bog roll - it made fantastic tracing paper and was always pinching it from school.

 

[tony1851]

I don't think anyone has made the important point that the ladies are advised to do it only one way, - for good health reasons.

 

[Doggit]

That's because (A), we didn't need to, and (B), it would be ill advised to do so, and (C) it doesn't apply to us blokes.

 

[EFLImpudence]

That reminds me - while we're on delicate areas.


What do people think of women's sanitary products being advertised at tea-time?

Apart from the usual monthly products, there was one the other day for a cream to enhance female orgasm.



I can just imagine the fuss if something equivalent for men was advertised - viagra, for example - so I thought I'd raise the subject.

Are there such things which help men ride horses and swim?

 

[DaveHerns]

I like the advert about all women needing different shaped manhole covers..... Educational !

 

[blightymam]

- viagra, for example - so I thought I'd raise the subject.

Snigger.

Tea time adverts on sanitary products eh? Don't really need them at any time imo, it's not something women need reminding of and it certainly doesn't make women want to go rollerblading.

 

[blightymam]

I like the advert about all women needing different shaped manhole covers..... Educational !

What's that?