How?As already recommended, open a shares isa, put the money into a fund and check it every 6 months
How?As already recommended, open a shares isa, put the money into a fund and check it every 6 months

Exactly. Easier to place some gold coins in a pillow case and keep touching it.How?

Same here.We keep our money in boring old savings accounts. Because we don't want to lose it.
To see if it’s still there?put the money into a fund and check it every 6 months

Join H and L or similar for son and use his allowance to put up to 20k a year into an isa, linked to a share fund.How?
Sounds like my kind of party!Exactly. Easier to place some gold coins in a pillow case and keep touching it.
Oh no I'd never touch itSounds like my kind of party!

The gold coins kept in your pillowcase for safe keeping, I would be clutching them as I sleep.Oh no I'd never touch it
What we on about?
Id be clutching it as I touch.....oh self reported.The gold coins kept in your pillowcase for safe keeping, I would be clutching them as I sleep.
Where would it goTo see if it’s still there?
Nothing wrong with them