jokes about plasterers

[tarmacadam]

Anyone got any good jokes about about plasterers.? I've a workmate in and he's almost done. his team got beat today and i just want to hang out of him for the next couple of days.

 

[gigz]

What have clouds and plasterers got in common ?
Once they've fooked off its usually a nice day.

Ok not brilliant but it gets the ball rollin

 

[kirkgas]

get him 2 bottles of Millers for his lunch

 

[tarmacadam]

Tomorrows headlines, A boruc can't handle his drink! 2 millers and he's fecked!!
I like it ....

 

[RF Lighting]

What is the point of your post?

 

[Bahco]

What is the point of your post?

I was thinking the same.

He might be feeling bored tonight and fancied a go at plasters to cheer him up.

 

[namsag]

Basically his plasterer is a celtic fan and rangers gave them a good hammering . So i would imagine he had taken part in quite a lot of falling down juice.

 

[esra_ptrap]

A plasterer joke?

Joe-90

 

[mattylad]

I'm sure that you have already found this one on google

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I just have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the building site across the road, and I'm on my break. ", explains the duck.

The landlord serves him and he drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".

"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".

"Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".

"At the circus", says the landlord.

"The circus?", the duck enquires.

"That's right", replies the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?", asks the duck.

"That's right!", says the landlord.

The duck looks confused, "What the hell would they want with a plasterer?"

 

[Zampa]

Whats a plasterer and a goal keeper got in common?

They both hate corners!

Well..the dirty *******s on the last new build job I done did..and tops of skirtings, ceiling lines, dorma ceilings, curved walls..etc eck bleedin cecktra!!