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Just a bit of an introduction :)

conny said:
Sarah, he's not what you think! be careful, be VERY careful. He will only break your heart. :wink:
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or try and eat it :shock:


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Ere what do you lot take me for??!!! Chianti! yuk liebfraumilch for me or blue nun! :evil:
 
There you go again Mr Tim on about the ladies !

Liebfraumilch means coming from the monastry of the Virgin Mary,

and as for Blue Nun!

Need I say anymore?

Virgins AND Nuns! :shock:
 
There's nun better than a virgin
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Oooh! That was a BAD punchline Mr Tim! :lol: :lol:

And once you've had her she ain't anymore! :lol: :lol:

How's things going with Sarah by the way? :wink:
 
this is like listening to schoolboys boasting at the bus stop


"I've had sex with nearly sixteen girls"

"Do you mean you've had sex with fifteen?"

"No, I've nearly had sex with Samantha, I've nearly had sex with Kylie, I've nearly had sex with Anastasia..."
 
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