K.M.

[Belrose]

Hi again darling.....

No, much more contemporanious. After William dumped her she went to a famous London nightclub with guaranteed papparazzi (btw my beloved, isn't just one a 'papparazzo' ?) and was photographed showing lots of cleavage, thigh and teeth. (To show him what he was missing - though I thought he had had it for the last four years....)

I thought I would have to do that too - but I would have worn my Manolo Blahniks instead of boots and it would have been an exhibition of T**S as well as T**S.

Incidentally, I have had tea in the company of the Queen and have been at a BP garden party. Yes, they do serve the sarnies cut in squares, not triangles..... though we knew that, didn't we, beloved ? :wink

 

[JohnD]

What's the diference between T**s and T**s?

Is one of them "Toes?"

Does Mrs Softus know about this?

And think of all the little Softi.

 

[Belrose]

I replied to JohnD ! Where has it gone.... and I wasn't drunk, honest !

Annabel

 

[Belrose]

Well, maybe I was [drunk]..... Look how I spelt 'contemporaneous' and in any case I meant 'contemporary'......

You can stop worrying, JohnD.....I will definitely be dumped after that faux pas !

Annabel
PS - how many little Softi ???

 

[Softus]

Sorry to have failed to notice this topic until just now - how rude must you think me? Don't answer that.

Nothing impresses me more than a woman who can spell and make literary quips, so you can leave the 'Blahniks at home and wear Toe-Tecters for all I care.

Wrt KM, if she could get used to the fame then I'm sure she'd earn her pension in a few minutes, and all without having to become a princess.

Wrt HMTQ, I'm impressed again, and I think it's very big of you to allow her to visit you.

BTW, a wink needs a trailing colon; but not literally of course.

PS - how many little Softi ?

Blimey - are we into the family planning stage already?

 

[JohnD]

have been at a BP garden party.

Eating sandwiches at your local petrol station?

 

[Softus]

I could learn to love you too JohnD, but it would only ever be platonic.

 

[Belrose]

8) JohnD wrote:

"eating sarnies at your local petrol station ?"


Heh heh... I done that too -

BTW, yes it was 'TOES'

Bel

 

[Belrose]

Softus wrote:

"Blimey, are we in to the family planning....."

No, I just got scared in case it is catching over the internet. It's not, is it ????

More frightening than a trailing colon - where's the corkscrew

Bel

 

[Softus]

No, I just got scared in case it is catching over the internet. It's not, is it ?

I think we're safe until IPv6 is fully implemented - I understand it supports Electronic Conception™.

More frightening than a trailing colon - where's the corkscrew

On the banks of the Lee?

 

[Belrose]

ROFL

Softus wrote:

"on the banks of the Lee ?"

Now that is exactly why I adore you !

Bel

 

[JohnD]

Don't stay out late

 

[Softus]

Now that is exactly why I adore you !

I thought it might have been the wine goggles - just let me know when your hubby's out and I'll bring the crossword around!

Oh cripes I must get some work done...

PS JohnD - I guess you're now our chaperone?

 

[Belrose]

Morning sweetheart !

Annabel

 

[Softus]

Right back at ya!

Are you exhausted from running through my dreams all night?