A couple of years ago I was getting out of my car in a multi-storey car park when a 16 year old lad ran past holding a car stereo with all the wires dangling down and being chased by a load of people about 50 yards behind.
I chased him down the street, caught up with him, pinned him to the ground and made a citizens arrest just as BoxBasher suggested.
The lad wasn't going anywhere with me sat on top of him and all was going well until the crowd caught up (one of whom was the owner of the car with the missing stereo) and started kicking seven flavours of sh*te out of him
My wife, meanwhile, had done the 999 thing and a couple of minutes later the dibble arrived.
The lad was screaming blue murder by now (with me still sat on top of him) and it took a little explaining why he looked like a train crash victim ... Fortunately for everyone he was an obnoxious little scroat who was well known to the police so they did the "fell over and scraped his face on the floor did he Sir?" trick
Police officer did say, though, that it would have been a very different story had the waste of good breathing air been under 16 ... It does make you wonder whether being a good citizen is all its cracked up to be
I chased him down the street, caught up with him, pinned him to the ground and made a citizens arrest just as BoxBasher suggested.
The lad wasn't going anywhere with me sat on top of him and all was going well until the crowd caught up (one of whom was the owner of the car with the missing stereo) and started kicking seven flavours of sh*te out of him
My wife, meanwhile, had done the 999 thing and a couple of minutes later the dibble arrived.
The lad was screaming blue murder by now (with me still sat on top of him) and it took a little explaining why he looked like a train crash victim ... Fortunately for everyone he was an obnoxious little scroat who was well known to the police so they did the "fell over and scraped his face on the floor did he Sir?" trick
Police officer did say, though, that it would have been a very different story had the waste of good breathing air been under 16 ... It does make you wonder whether being a good citizen is all its cracked up to be