Messy Car Accident

[Daz66]

The other half texted me this morning that she had a car accident with one of those new Skoda's.

She and the kids are ok but theres jam and sponge everywhere....

 

[denso13]

Oh crumbs....

 

[ninebob]

That takes the biscuit.

It really is the icing on the cake.

 

[toasty]

Oh sugar?!

Love it how they fill it with oil (golden syrup)

 

[techwondo]

Thats the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[Ricky2]

You know those cars are dam cold to drive in the winter


'Cos you can't have your cake and heat it too

Soooory

 

[joe-90]

Repairing that is a 'plum' job for somebody.

Still, that car must be going into full production cuz I saw a tin of 'de-icer' in Wilko's.

 

[bernardgreen]

Don't push it to the limit on corners, it may turn into a jam roly poly


and the ambulance that collects you will be a battenberg cake.

 

[tim west]

I had a test drive in one but didn't like it, suspensions a bit spongey

 

[EdwardCurrent]

What do you want, jam on it ???? I thought it drove 'sweet'.

 

[techwondo]

Parkin it is easy too.

I heard that they tested it by driving it from Dundee to Medira.

 

[EdwardCurrent]

That part was a piece of cake you doughnut !

 

[bernardgreen]

They are baking a new model with self raising flour, they hope it will fly off the production lines.


And there is a green eco version. Has a lot more currents to make it an electric car.

 

[tim west]

I asked the salesman how many miles can i expect out of it?
He said hundreds and thousands
he asked if i was interested in buying one but i said i was shortbread.
On my test drive i nearly had an accident, iced-bun out of control.

 

[sparkacus]

Wonder how one of them would have sailed on the floods here in "God's Country!"

That's Yorkshire to everyone else