murphy,s law

[billyo]

who has had the misfortune to suffer with this law.
bougth a suit had two pair of pants made ,got hole in jacket

 

[Johnmelad502]

who has had the misfortune to suffer with this law.
bougth a suit had two pair of pants made ,got hole in jacket

Isn't that S O D S Law?

MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBAT

· You are not supermen. (Freshly graduated recruits from the Marines & Para’s and all fighter pilots, especially take note.)

· Suppressive fire - won't

· If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

· Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. (For this reason aircraft carriers have been dubbed bomb magnets.)

· When in doubt, empty the magazine.

· Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

· Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

· If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

· No plan survives the first contact intact.

· All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

· Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo.

· If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

· When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

· Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

· The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

· The important things are always simple.

· The simple things are always hard.

· The easy way is always mined.

· If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

· No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

· No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.

· If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!

· Beer math is - 2 beers times 37 men equals 74 cases.

· Body-count math is - 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action.

· Friendly fire - isn't.

· Things that must be together to work usually won’t be shipped together.

· Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.

· Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

· Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.

· Make it too tough for the enemy to get in - and you can't get out.

· Tracers work BOTH ways.

· The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

· If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

· When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they are both right.

· The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

· Professional soldiers are predictable, your enemy will be amateurs.