My son William's Joke!

[securespark]

Here follows a joke typed in by my eldest lad:


why did the banana go tothe hospital


beacause he had not been peeling very well

 

[breezer]

not very fruitful

 

[mlb3c]

it cracked me up

 

[markie]

it cracked me up

I think your nuts. ( nut cracker )

 

[GTL]

Be careful with that banana. Found this:-

Two men were about to travel by train for the first time in their lives. Each man brought a banana along for a snack. As the train was approaching a long tunnel about half an hour into the trip both men decided to eat their bananas. Suddenly the one man says, "Did you eat your banana yet?"
"No." Said the other.
"Well, don't touch it! I took one bite and I went blind!"

 

[breezer]

it cracked me up

you missed the joke in my comment

 

[mlb3c]

it cracked me up

you missed the joke in my comment

no I didnt......
Why are bananas never lonely?


Because they come in bunches!

 

[breezer]

thats handy

i suppose next you are going to say you have never heard of red bananas

 

[mlb3c]

so are these:

http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/jackhandy.html

these?

 

[breezer]

I have a mate who is American, i have to explain jokes to him


taken from here

The thickness of the bananas on a bunch
is related to the number of [bhands[/b] on the bunch.
If the bunch has 5 to 7 hands

red bananas are here

bananas are refered to as hands

 

[mlb3c]

I have a mate who is American, i have to explain jokes to him

it's part of being American. My lot in life!

 

[kevplumb]

I have a mate who is American, i have to explain jokes to him


taken from here

The thickness of the bananas on a bunch
is related to the number of [bhands[/b] on the bunch.
If the bunch has 5 to 7 hands

red bananas are here

bananas are refered to as hands

roll over breezer she just shoved it right up yer

 

[markie]

I have a mate who is American, i have to explain jokes to him


taken from here

The thickness of the bananas on a bunch
is related to the number of [bhands[/b] on the bunch.
If the bunch has 5 to 7 hands

red bananas are here

bananas are refered to as hands

roll over breezer she just shoved it right up yer

What the bananas

 

[securespark]

I liked your banana joke, mlb..

why dident the skeleton go to the party?

because he had no body to go with.




(Typed by William - as you can guess, he loves the emoticons!!)


Since Will typed his last joke, he has learnt from his teacher a good way to remember how to spell "because".

Big
Elephants
Can
Always
Understand
Small
Elephants.

Isn't that good?

 

[Slugbabydotcom]

This

was on the site that breezer mentioned.

Just a bit of advice here.

Dont go to Kevplumbs neck of the woods and be seen eating that many Bananas.

You could be mistaken for a monkey and go the way of Saddam

Here is a picture of Saddams' lovely cat