Pointless and inane posts

[mark vincent]

I got up this morning and found that my toaster wasn't working

 

[Harbourwoodwork]

My tea's gone cold

 

[enyam]

I just read the above post's.

 

[Space cat]

It's Friday the ninth today.

 

[Nige F]

Iwoke up this mornin `an I woke up yesterday, an if I wake up tomorrow .....That`ll be 3 days ina row.

 

[LastMagicBean]

A cork, dropped in the middle of the ocean......could float alone for hundreds of years.

 

[sooey]

The water you make your next cup of tea with might have been pizzed out by attilla the hun.

 

[longdogs]

I woke up this morning (Duh Duuuh duh duh)

 

[Harbourwoodwork]

This starting to sound like a blues song, a lot of I woke up this mornin

 

[misterdubya]

and IMAM or sombrero came along......

 

[Shutpa]

A car has wheels, it doesn't have feet, you'll never see a car walking down the street!

 

[securespark]

I woke up this morning (Duh Duuuh duh duh)

Got outta bed.....

 

[Nige F]

Dragged a comb across my head

 

[Harbourwoodwork]

Found my way down- stairs and drank a cup,

 

[calorific]

Hello. My name's John, and I'm an alcoholic