M mark vincent Joined 15 May 2008 Messages 960 Reaction score 109 Country 9 Nov 2012 #1 I got up this morning and found that my toaster wasn't working
H Harbourwoodwork Joined 20 Jun 2012 Messages 1,499 Reaction score 119 Location Sussex Country 9 Nov 2012 #2 My tea's gone cold
enyam Joined 24 Sep 2011 Messages 2,249 Reaction score 178 Location Devon Country 9 Nov 2012 #3 I just read the above post's.
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 9 Nov 2012 #4 It's Friday the ninth today.
N Nige F Joined 28 Jun 2005 Messages 22,251 Reaction score 2,288 Country 9 Nov 2012 #5 Iwoke up this mornin `an I woke up yesterday, an if I wake up tomorrow .....That`ll be 3 days ina row.
Iwoke up this mornin `an I woke up yesterday, an if I wake up tomorrow .....That`ll be 3 days ina row.
LastMagicBean Joined 25 Feb 2009 Messages 4,376 Reaction score 678 Location Essex Country 9 Nov 2012 #6 A cork, dropped in the middle of the ocean......could float alone for hundreds of years.
S sooey Joined 10 May 2006 Messages 11,968 Reaction score 1,581 Location Merseyside Country 9 Nov 2012 #7 The water you make your next cup of tea with might have been pizzed out by attilla the hun.
H Harbourwoodwork Joined 20 Jun 2012 Messages 1,499 Reaction score 119 Location Sussex Country 9 Nov 2012 #9 This starting to sound like a blues song, a lot of I woke up this mornin
M misterdubya Joined 2 Oct 2010 Messages 3,625 Reaction score 667 Country 9 Nov 2012 #10 and IMAM or sombrero came along......
S Shutpa 9 Nov 2012 #11 A car has wheels, it doesn't have feet, you'll never see a car walking down the street!
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 42,792 Reaction score 2,647 Country 10 Nov 2012 #12 squeaky said: I woke up this morning (Duh Duuuh duh duh) Click to expand... Got outta bed.....
N Nige F Joined 28 Jun 2005 Messages 22,251 Reaction score 2,288 Country 10 Nov 2012 #13 Dragged a comb across my head
H Harbourwoodwork Joined 20 Jun 2012 Messages 1,499 Reaction score 119 Location Sussex Country 10 Nov 2012 #14 Found my way down- stairs and drank a cup,