Pointless and inane posts

[vinty]

I was sitting in my favourite armchair this morning reading the newspaper when my leg fell off which was a bit disappointing as i was just about to get up and make a cup of tea.

 

[wreckedit]

How can you have a fresh cup of tea when the water is billions of years old.

The water drank in London has past through at least 7 sewage systems.

 

[EddieM]

got a heads up something i thought was worthless junk was actually worth something.

 

[calorific]

Football

 

[vinty]

Some bloke in germany died while watching his TV when he
Was discovered 10 years later the Telly was still on, they dont make telly's like that anymore.

 

[pred]

I got up this morning and found that my toaster wasn't working

I assume you had it switched on at the socket!!

 

[Harbourwoodwork]

Nick Clegg