toughest sport in the world?

[imamartian]

Sitting here watching cage fighting, and the advert comes on saying bull riding is the toughest sport in the world... i think not!! but what do you lot thing is the toughest sport?

 

[Blasphemous]

Snooker and Pool.


Well if you beat me you better be TOUGH!

 

[lifesagasman]

one-legged *rse-kicking

 

[dextrous]

Blind people's pole-vaulting

 

[imamartian]

f*** me... is there no one left on here who's sober...

 

[Blasphemous]

f*** me... is there no one left on here who's sober...

I can guarantee I'm sober... unfortunately! 'Fed up and sober' would be a more appropriate description!

 

[lifesagasman]

..bet you're 'life' i'm sober. hic

 

[lifesagasman]

under-water hot-air balooning

 

[dextrous]

inebrebrebreashun is a thing of the passed.

 

[Homesafe]

Mongolian wrestling! You had better be tough , cos if you don't win you get your arse felt like a bitch. by the winner as a way of saying now you're mine

 

[lifesagasman]

schizophrenic back-scratching--"you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours.

aaaaaand..would a shizo be able to enter a 3-legged race on their own??
which legs would be tied together??

If they won, would they pat themselves on the back??
If they lost, would they kick their own *rse??

Nuke is still on ignore.

 

[Homesafe]

Your A55 would be legendary in outer mongolia , putto.

They'd soon get sick of your **** personality tho.

 

[HERTS P&D]

The toughest sport.

While making love to your wife, tell her that her sister is better. But not as good as her mum.

Then try and stay on...................!

Rodeo in the bedroom.


Andy

 

[holmslaw]

One armed paper hanging.

 

[noseall]

I can't comment on "tough guy" macho sports but for difficulty to master golf is right up there.

Too many variables along with an unorthodox way you need to swing the club.