Have you thought of becoming a top chef Mottie?


Wouldn’t work with culinary evaluators like you coming through the door.Have you thought of becoming a top chef Mottie?
What do they taste like?Or getting a Michelin star. I reckon you would get one.
Or getting a Michelin star. I reckon you would get one.
I can't accept. You do know some of my meals contain pork…..I've awarded him a Star of David.
Good point, try McDonalds instead.Wouldn’t work with culinary evaluators like you coming through the door.![]()
Stop touting for customers.Good point, try McDonalds instead.
Egg, bacon and mushroom sammich this morning. Last of my morning fry-ups while Mrs Mottie has been away. Back on the healthy shìt from tomorrow onwards.
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OMG this is making my weetabix slightly mundane. I feel like the poor relative.Poached smoked haddock, toast, poached eggs and….more asparagus! Hopefully that will be the last of it although with last nights rain, I fear another crop coming. Asparagus. Plant it once and it will crop for 20 years or more getting more vigorous each year.
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