What are you having for lunch?

[Brigadier]

It's such an old joke, I didn't think anybody would fall for it. Boiled ham raw, it's already cooked.

Not good enough for the Jokes thread

 

[Odds]

Not good enough for the Jokes thread

 

[Brigadier]

Some are just a bit more discerning, while others just lap up any old tripe


You'll be thanking "Woof!" posts next

 

[Ihavenojob]

Cleared some stuff out of the refrigerator, some boiled spuds, mushrooms past their best and half a tin of baked beans. Sliced the spuds and 'shrooms , fried with some curry powder then bunged in the beans

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

half a tin of baked beans.

We are sampling the Heinz five varieties of beans, in tomato sauce at the moment. We haven't arrived at a conclusion on them, as yet.

 

[MNW67]

We are sampling the Heinz five varieties of beans, in tomato sauce at the moment. We haven't arrived at a conclusion on them, as yet.

The one with the little sausages is best.

EDIT:

Oops. I misunderstood your post. I have just seen that Heinz do one with five different varieties of beans in it. I thought you meant you were trying five different sorts of Heinz beans.

 

[Highway Man]

 

[Mottie]

Bit of a posh lunch today at RHS Wisley.

Blowtorched trout with avocado puree, seaweed salad, compressed cucumber & cream for starters.

Pork tenderloin with crushed new potato & carrots, tenderstem broccoli and a side of Wisley greens for my main.

Delicious.

 

[MNW67]

Pork tenderloin with crushed new potato & carrots and a size of Wisely greens for my main.

That sauce looks yummy. Although, the presentation doesn't quite match up to your home cooking!

 

[Mottie]

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You haven’t filled it up with hot water to the correct level. Philistine!

 

[Highway Man]

You haven’t filled it up with hot water to the correct level. Philistine!

I like them thick and rich. Too much water makes them less tasty.

 

[MNW67]

I like them thick and rich. Too much water makes them less tasty.

I'm the same with two minute noodles. I like them dry and tangy.

 

[Highway Man]

I'm the same with two minute noodles. I like them dry and tangy.

Exactly

 

[Highway Man]

You haven’t filled it up with hot water to the correct level. Philistine!

Thats the trouble with you michelin starred chefs, too precise with your cooking.

 

[Ihavenojob]

We are sampling the Heinz five varieties of beans, in tomato sauce at the moment. We haven't arrived at a conclusion on them, as yet.

I'm a Branston's man. Iceland had a deal recently, got them for 50p a tin, had them delivered. Had to spend £40 for free delivery, not a problem, won't need to buy any beans for a while.