It's such an old joke, I didn't think anybody would fall for it. Boiled ham raw, it's already cooked.
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What are you having for lunch?
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Not good enough for the Jokes thread
Not good enough for the Jokes thread
Some are just a bit more discerning, while others just lap up any old tripe
You'll be thanking "Woof!" posts next
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Cleared some stuff out of the refrigerator, some boiled spuds, mushrooms past their best and half a tin of baked beans. Sliced the spuds and 'shrooms , fried with some curry powder then bunged in the beans
We are sampling the Heinz five varieties of beans, in tomato sauce at the moment. We haven't arrived at a conclusion on them, as yet.
The one with the little sausages is best.
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Oops. I misunderstood your post. I have just seen that Heinz do one with five different varieties of beans in it. I thought you meant you were trying five different sorts of Heinz beans.
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Bit of a posh lunch today at RHS Wisley.
Blowtorched trout with avocado puree, seaweed salad, compressed cucumber & cream for starters.
Pork tenderloin with crushed new potato & carrots, tenderstem broccoli and a side of Wisley greens for my main.
Delicious.
Blowtorched trout with avocado puree, seaweed salad, compressed cucumber & cream for starters.
Pork tenderloin with crushed new potato & carrots, tenderstem broccoli and a side of Wisley greens for my main.
Delicious.
That sauce looks yummy. Although, the presentation doesn't quite match up to your home cooking!
You haven’t filled it up with hot water to the correct level. Philistine!
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I like them thick and rich. Too much water makes them less tasty.
I'm the same with two minute noodles. I like them dry and tangy.
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Exactly
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Thats the trouble with you michelin starred chefs, too precise with your cooking.
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I'm a Branston's man. Iceland had a deal recently, got them for 50p a tin, had them delivered. Had to spend £40 for free delivery, not a problem, won't need to buy any beans for a while.
