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Many years ago I dated a diver who worked on submarines in Barrow, interesting job and not at all glam! Funny old town is Barrow.. Went there about 8 years ago to see if much had changed and apart from the new windmills out to sea, seemed the same.
Sounds about right I avoid the place if I can
 
I’d say it’s a Mk2 Fiesta looking at the position of the brake servo/master cylinder and the wiper motor. The MK1 has those on the other side I think.
 
Can’t remember that one.....it was the straight line corrugations on the O/S wing that took me to the mk1.
John :)
 
...... then knackered my second-born's wrist (football game gone wrong):eek:

Little bugger won't go to hospital either.
We'll see if he feels any better, after a night's sleep :(


He didn't feel better, hence the fracture dept visit.
Cracked radius, soft cast for four weeks......
 
He didn't feel better, hence the fracture dept visit.
Cracked radius, soft cast for four weeks......
My eldest complained of a 'sore arm' after some boyish activity during his junior school years. We told him 'nowt wrong with you and get on and do that silver swimming badge, you shirker'.
Still sore after a few days we took him to Stafford General and he came home with his arm in a cast!

Bad parents or wot.:(
















He did pass his silver swimming badge though.(y)
 
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My eldest complained of a 'sore arm' after some boyish activity during his junior school years. We told him 'nowt wrong with you and get on and do that silver swimming badge, you shirker'.
Still sore after a few days we took him to Stafford General and he cam home with his arm in a cast!

Bad parents or wot.:(


Upon our return, we have just joked about the number of times I've taken our first-born there (in agony), to be told there's nothing wrong with him that a day's rest won't sort out.

And then, second-born didn't want to go to hospital at all and, even when there, reckoned there wasn't much up with it.
 
What have I done today......................OMG I sent a porn video to my mother in law via whatsapp.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: I only noticed after 15 minutes, I was running around to find the wife to ask her to delete it. Lucky the old dear is a bit deaf and didn't hear her phone ping and didn't see it.

The wife isn't happy. (understatement)

Dog house again.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Andy
 
I goosed my mother in law about 30 years ago when I mistook her arse for my wife's as she was bending over to pick my daughter up. At the moment of the goose, I had my hand on her and was looking at my wife who had just walked in the room. I was completely confused. I, my wife, my mother in law and my father in law were all speechless at first but luckily we all laughed about it. Eventually!
 
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