Wife worried about her health

[^woody^]

I go for an 'MOT' once per year

Do you ever worry about failing, and then being scrapped?

 

[crystal ball]

If she is that worried go for a private check up, ecg, endoscopy, MRI, bloods, mole check, all available from various clinics, i don't recommend the endoscopy though

 

[^woody^]

What type of blood test would you advice?

Multi choice is easier

She needs to visit the quack and they will advise. If she wants to know about extension foundations, tell her to post on DIYnot.

Make sure she does though. Seriously.

 

[noseall]

Do you ever worry about failing, and then being scrapped?

Now that I have poor eyesight, piles, bad back, sciatica, arthritis and a dodgy shoulder - yes, it has crossed my mind once or twice.

 

[Brigadier]

Now that I have poor eyesight, piles, bad back, sciatica, arthritis and a dodgy shoulder - yes, it has crossed my mind once or twice.

All are attributable to wearing jeans that are too tight. And too expensive.

 

[crystal ball]

All are attributable to wearing jeans that are too tight. And too expensive.

My old PE teacher used to go on a rant about how boys who wear jeans were destined for prison or worse

 

[ajrtd]

Now that I have poor eyesight, piles, bad back, sciatica, arthritis and a dodgy shoulder - yes, it has crossed my mind once or twice.

Small wonder you're a miserable git.

 

[misterhelpful]

Do you ever worry about failing, and then being scrapped?

Now that I have poor eyesight, piles, bad back, sciatica, arthritis and a dodgy shoulder - yes, it has crossed my mind once or twice.

It's just a matter of time!

 

[JohnD]

All are attributable to wearing jeans that are too tight. And too expensive.

No, all are attributable to not dying young.

 

[Brigadier]

No, all are attributable to not dying young.

Closer to a joke than anything you've posted in the jokes section