WTF Brexit News This AM

[securespark]

WTF Number 1

Mrs May has appointed a new Brexit Secretary, but has downgraded the role, and will take control of the final phase of negotiations herself.

She has a dog, why is she barking herself?


WTF Number 2

A group of Euro leaders are apparently very unhappy with the deal and are rounding on M. Barnier, complaining that he was too generous and wanting him to squeeze more concessions out of Britain.

 

[ellal]

WTF Number 2

A group of Euro leaders are apparently very unhappy with the deal and are rounding on M. Barnier, complaining that he was too generous and wanting him to squeeze more concessions out of Britain.

Probably annoyed that he didn't stick to the rules that the UK agreed to....

 

[SirGalahad]

Where are you reading that news? The EU leaders don't want to renegotiate.

 

[securespark]

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...ay-to-make-offer-on-eu-citizens-idUKKBN1CN35T
And the front page of The Times this morning.

 

[JohnD]

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...ay-to-make-offer-on-eu-citizens-idUKKBN1CN35T

"October 18, 2017 / 11:20 PM / a year ago"

?

 

[JohnD]

And the front page of The Times this morning.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...ay-to-make-offer-on-eu-citizens-idUKKBN1CN35T

Where?

 

[Ihavenojob]

Lets have a no deal, best option available.

 

[SammyInnit]

She has a dog, why is she barking herself?

It's a fix.

 

[securespark]

 

[motorbiking]

EU folk moaning about the deal is only to rally support for it in the UK. They’ve been scratching there heads trying to think about how they could increase support for it. Saying it’s a bad deal is about the best thing they can do.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Lets have a no deal, best option available.

You can't have A no deal.

Did Noel Edmonds say "Deal or A no deal"?

 

[Notch7]

You can't have A no deal.

Did Noel Edmonds say "Deal or A no deal"?

You could if there were a selection of no deals.

Then you could say: 'I fancy a no deal'

 

[EFLImpudence]

No. That doesn't make sense.

 

[ellal]

You could if there were a selection of no deals.

'a selection of no deals'?

Heads we're f cked
Tails we're f ucked

Is that what you mean?

 

[Ihavenojob]

'a selection of no deals'?

Heads we're f****
Tails we're f****

Is that what you mean?

They would be the options in a " do we accept Mrs Mays deal or do we drop Brexit" referendum.