Oh I can't have that, the neighbours would go mental. I live in a very elite area. I will stick to my normal grass and get it cleaned
Do you mean watered?
Oh I can't have that, the neighbours would go mental. I live in a very elite area. I will stick to my normal grass and get it cleaned

Probably get that done too.Do you mean watered?

doubt itBut then my 6 pack is on show and all the women flock around me, So I try not to do it![]()

How do you clean grass anyway?Oh I can't have that, the neighbours would go mental. I live in a very elite area. I will stick to my normal grass and get it cleaned

Mr Muscle. He's an expert with a cloth.How do you clean grass anyway?

Spray some lynx africa?dogs animals wildlife wee on it - and the smell does not go away for a long lime (unlike grass where natural microbes get rid of it in hours) and all this wee'ing encourages more wee'ing - the end result is your nice shiny new lawn will smell like a public urinal.

With a rake.How do you clean grass anyway?

I had a similar problem with my neighboursWith a rake.
Just joking, with a vacuum cleaner.
This reminds me of a new neighbour asking me "Whenever I vacuum the carpet the carpet lifts up".
I think he meant the rug or someone stole the grippers.






He would argue the lights aren't needed...ppfftttScrub that Denso this is way over your head. Takes balls of steel to even reach the old dangling light let alone give it some brute force. You stick to sitting on your computer. Much safer.

Its half 10, calm down lol...Old light cut down. I could cry. I am wanting a drink desperately.
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