Todays Job

[MNW67]

Oh I can't have that, the neighbours would go mental. I live in a very elite area. I will stick to my normal grass and get it cleaned

Do you mean watered?

 

[Highway Man]

Do you mean watered?

Probably get that done too.

 

[Highway Man]

Another UN

But then my 6 pack is on show and all the women flock around me, So I try not to do it

doubt it

 

[pete01]

Oh I can't have that, the neighbours would go mental. I live in a very elite area. I will stick to my normal grass and get it cleaned

How do you clean grass anyway?

 

[denso13]

How do you clean grass anyway?

Mr Muscle. He's an expert with a cloth.

 

[Jurassicspark]

dogs animals wildlife wee on it - and the smell does not go away for a long lime (unlike grass where natural microbes get rid of it in hours) and all this wee'ing encourages more wee'ing - the end result is your nice shiny new lawn will smell like a public urinal.

Spray some lynx africa?

 

[Jurassicspark]

How do you clean grass anyway?

With a rake.

Just joking, with a vacuum cleaner.

This reminds me of a new neighbour asking me "Whenever I vacuum the carpet the carpet lifts up".

I think he meant the rug or someone stole the grippers.

 

[pete01]

With a rake.

Just joking, with a vacuum cleaner.

This reminds me of a new neighbour asking me "Whenever I vacuum the carpet the carpet lifts up".

I think he meant the rug or someone stole the grippers.

I had a similar problem with my neighbours

 

[Highway Man]

We use a Henry hoover on the garden it looks nice and clean now. Got rid of all the twigs and debris left over from the excavation work.

 

[Highway Man]

Job and knock. Two 10 metre column lights to change and home. Easy. Even @denso13 could try it.

 

[Highway Man]

OMG this is a nightmare. Everything corroded and cutting gear required to get what’s left of the old light down. I could be a while here!!!! Dammit Friday is pub day.

 

[Highway Man]

Scrub that Denso this is way over your head. Takes balls of steel to even reach the old dangling light let alone give it some brute force. You stick to sitting on your computer. Much safer.

 

[Highway Man]

Old light cut down. I could cry. I am wanting a drink desperately.

 

[pete01]

Scrub that Denso this is way over your head. Takes balls of steel to even reach the old dangling light let alone give it some brute force. You stick to sitting on your computer. Much safer.

He would argue the lights aren't needed...ppffttt

 

[pete01]

Old light cut down. I could cry. I am wanting a drink desperately.
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Its half 10, calm down lol...