Todays Job

[pete01]

No i am knitting a new headscarf and I nearly dropped one

OMG like break wind disgusting

 

[Jurassicspark]

No i am knitting a new headscarf and I nearly dropped one

You were a headscarf?

 

[pete01]

You were a headscarf?

I don't think he was one but he wears one

 

[Jurassicspark]

I don't think he was one but he wears one

Autocorrect

 

[Highway Man]

You were a headscarf?

10 metres in the air in a winter covered in snow, I have to protect my skin or I could end up looking like pete with his rhino features

 

[Jurassicspark]

I don't think he was one but he wears one

Reported for mocking my excellent English.

 

[Jurassicspark]

10 metres in the air in a winter covered in snow, I have to protect my skin or I could end up looking like pete with his rhino features

Oh yeah

I totally forgot about impeccable grooming.

Pete and his rhino features is night and day compared to your impeccable grooming features.

 

[Highway Man]

Oh yeah

I totally forgot about impeccable grooming.

Pete and his rhino features is night and day compared to your impeccable grooming features.

Exactly

 

[Jurassicspark]

@Highway Man - If you don't mind, what hairstyle have you got?

Pete last time told me he had a wig, but someone stole it off him, while he was at the petrol station.



He now uses, you know the bushy hairs below a door, he uses those apparently.

 

[pete01]

Exactly

No not exactly

 

[pete01]

@Highway Man - If you don't mind, what hairstyle have you got?

Pete last time told me he had a wig, but someone stole it off him, while he was at the petrol station.



He now uses, you know the bushy hairs below a door, he uses those apparently.

%%%£££££%%&&%&&&^% off

 

[Highway Man]

@Highway Man - If you don't mind, what hairstyle have you got?

Pete last time told me he had a wig, but someone stole it off him, while he was at the petrol station.



He now uses, you know the bushy hairs below a door, he uses those apparently.

I have amazing hair, last time I saw pete he was using cherry blossom brown on his head as he uses the black for his feet to give the impression that he has hair and shoes

 

[Jurassicspark]

I have amazing hair, last time I saw pete he was using cherry blossom brown on his head as he uses the black for his feet to give the impression that he has hair and shoes

Reported.

 

[Jurassicspark]

I go back to work now lol.
Enjoy the rest of your day

@pete01
@Highway Man

 

[Highway Man]

Reported.

OMG why?