Todays Job

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T11:59:48+0000

Just up a 15 metre column in bad weather. Phone goes off.
Gaffer: hey mate bit of a favour to ask of you.

Me: ask away boss. I will do anything for you as you know.

Gaffer: what’s the chances of a bulk change today of 10 lights?

Me: big drinking day today boss so it’s a push as I need to be in the pub by 12.30 or I will have to get a round in. Is it job and knock boss??

Gaffer: it can be mate

Me: consider it done boss.

Gaffer: you are amazing mate. Your mother must be proud of you.

Me: your my mother now boss.

Gaffer: I dam well love you mate.

Guess what time I finished the 10 lights??

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:02:15+0000

Highway Man said:
Just up a 15 metre column in bad weather. Phone goes off.
Gaffer: hey mate bit of a favour to ask of you.

Me: ask away boss. I will do anything for you as you know.

Gaffer: what’s the chances of a bulk change today of 10 lights?

Me: big drinking day today boss so it’s a push as I need to be in the pub by 12.30 or I will have to get a round in. Is it job and knock boss??

Gaffer: it can be mate

Me: consider it done boss.

Gaffer: you are amazing mate. Your mother must be proud of you.

Me: your my mother now boss.

Gaffer: I dam well love you mate.

Guess what time I finished the 10 lights??

11.45

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:04:27+0000

MNW67 said:
11.45

Try again

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:07:41+0000

Highway Man said:
Try again

Higher or lower?

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:08:58+0000

MNW67 said:
Higher or lower?

Earlier

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:09:12+0000

Highway Man said:
Earlier

11.44

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:10:17+0000

OMG miles off.

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:10:49+0000

Highway Man said:
OMG miles off.

11.15

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:12:44+0000

MNW67 said:
11.15

OMG. You’re struggling with time issues. 11.36..

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:13:38+0000

Highway Man said:
OMG. You’re struggling with time issues.

No, you are.

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:15:58+0000

Highway Man said:
OMG. You’re struggling with time issues. 11.36..

Are you finished for the day.

Is Friday a sort of half day at your workplace. I know you all go to the pub.

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:16:35+0000

MNW67 said:
No, you are.

My guitar arrives at between 16.15 and 17.15. Lena is under strict instructions to take it in for me and not to open it or touch it. This way I can hide the invoice without her knowing the cost.

Highway Man · 2026-02-20T12:17:06+0000

MNW67 said:
Are you finished for the day.

Is Friday a sort of half day at your workplace. I know you all go to the pub.

Exactly

pete01 · 2026-02-20T12:19:06+0000

Highway Man said:
Just up a 15 metre column in bad weather. Phone goes off.
Gaffer: hey mate bit of a favour to ask of you.

Me: ask away boss. I will do anything for you as you know.

Gaffer: what’s the chances of a bulk change today of 10 lights?

Me: big drinking day today boss so it’s a push as I need to be in the pub by 12.30 or I will have to get a round in. Is it job and knock boss??

Gaffer: it can be mate

Me: consider it done boss.

Gaffer: you are amazing mate. Your mother must be proud of you.

Me: your my mother now boss.

Gaffer: I dam well love you mate.

Guess what time I finished the 10 lights??

By the time you crawled out of his ar$e I'll guess about 12 o'clock

MNW67 · 2026-02-20T12:23:06+0000

Highway Man said:
My guitar arrives at between 16.15 and 17.15. Lena is under strict instructions to take it in for me and not to open it or touch it. This way I can hide the invoice without her knowing the cost.

OMG, you're just like Phoebe.

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