Todays Job

[pete01]

According to H-man:

What's He-man got to do with anything?

 

[Highway Man]

Once again a scorcher of a day, I drew the short straw ad had to attend an accident on a major roundabout with a car sat on top of a 10 metre column that it had knocked down. A lot of hard work involved in this heat and 25mm SWA to joint etc. Nightmare

 

[Highway Man]

had to cut a foot thick concrete to release the old column. was roasting so took my shirt off as I was nearly passing out, guess who drove past?

 

[pete01]

had to cut a foot thick concrete to release the old column. was roasting so took my shirt off as I was nearly passing out, guess who drove past?

Pamela Anderson

 

[Highway Man]

Pamela Anderson

 

[pete01]

What?

 

[Highway Man]

What?

It wasn't her

 

[pete01]

It wasn't her

Oh, who then?

 

[Highway Man]

Oh, who then?

Only our health and safety geezer, I had no shirt on and was cutting up the old column with a stihl saw !!!!!

 

[pete01]

Only our health and safety geezer, I had no shirt on and was cutting up the old column with a stihl saw !!!!!

Were sparks flying everywhere with 6 bikini clad babes behind you dancing? That always happens to me

 

[Highway Man]

Were sparks flying everywhere with 6 bikini clad babes behind you dancing? That always happens to me

OMG that is exactly how it was

 

[pete01]

OMG that is exactly how it was

My health and safety geezer goes mental he usually makes 3 of them leave.

 

[Highway Man]

My health and safety geezer goes mental he usually makes 3 of them leave.

Luckily he didnt hear the music or see the champagne

 

[Highway Man]

OMG I am having to fix faults after testing, wished I had just slapped a label on now and signed them off as passed.. Nightmare of a time I am having sorting out bad Zs readings.. Half the bloody lights are set back into bushes in the verges and the rest are on motorways. I am too good at my job to just close my eyes. MUG

 

[MNW67]

OMG I am having to fix faults after testing, wished I had just slapped a label on now and signed them off as passed.. Nightmare of a time I am having sorting out bad Zs readings.. Half the bloody lights are set back into bushes in the verges and the rest are on motorways. I am too good at my job to just close my eyes. MUG

Thank you for your service.