amusing signatures

[breezer]

I just wanted to say i find some of the signatures on here amusing

take Zampas "RAPPERS. To avoid having to say 'know wh'a I'm sayin' ..speak clearly in the first place."


I also like the one about "measure twice cut once. except fingers"

The best had to be the one about binary but i cant remeber it,

something about 10 types of people those who understand it and those who dont.

the joke being 10, is 2 in binary

which other signatures bring a smile to your face?

 

[the_jinj]

Noticed this one on another forum:

”In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.”

 

[corgiman]

My favourite is PVM's

Old people to rip off and tanks to p in

always made me laff

 

[Spark123]

OK, just for you Breezer,
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/

 

[breezer]

OK, just for you Breezer,
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/

yes that's the one.

 

[Nige F]

I`ve been thinking about that Binary joke for ages.......on/off all the time and I still don`t get it

 

[2scoops0406]

the joke being 10, is 2 in binary

Other way around

 

[johnny_t]

I`ve been thinking about that Binary joke for ages.......on/off all the time and I still don`t get it

Is the fact that you've been thinking about the binary joke 'on and off' a binary joke in itself ?

 

[breezer]

the joke being 10, is 2 in binary

Other way around

you are right, but i knew what i meant

 

[noseall]

"a verbal agreement aint worth the paper it's written on"

 

[keyplayer]

I'm just amazed anyone other than the authors find them amusing.