Assignment For Science Badge

'tis all a bit complicated.

Can't you give them some fertiliser, sugar and diesel and get them to take out the Boy's Brigade hut with a fuel-air bomb?










Disclaimer: The above suggestion is simulated, and any resemblence to any real suggestion, living or dead, is purely accidental. No Boy's Brigade huts were damaged in the making of the suggestion. Suggestion void where prohibited by law. Only one bomb per household. Employees of DIYnot and fertiliser, sugar and diesel manufacturers are not eligible. The value of your limbs may go down as well as up. If in doubt consult a qualified terrorist.
 
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Ban, can you be more specific? I'm writing it for 11-14 so I need it to be digestible.
 
'tis all a bit complicated.

Can't you give them some fertiliser, sugar and diesel and get them to take out the Boy's Brigade hut with a fuel-air bomb?










Disclaimer: The above suggestion is simulated, and any resemblence to any real suggestion, living or dead, is purely accidental. No Boy's Brigade huts were damaged in the making of the suggestion. Suggestion void where prohibited by law. Only one bomb per household. Employees of DIYnot and fertiliser, sugar and diesel manufacturers are not eligible. The value of your limbs may go down as well as up. If in doubt consult a qualified terrorist.
:LOL:
 
Back in the days of my youth, a convenient source of zinc (and carbon rods) were old zinc chloride dry cells, sliced down the side and cut into strips.
Sometimes the bits of dismantled battery cases got melted down in an old tin can, and the metal poured into the frog of a brick to make a bar.

...No goggles, no gloves, just a mildly irritating skin rash and a curiously rusted pair of pliers......That should have anybody even remotely interested in health and safety issues running for the hills.....
 
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You can make Nitrogen Triiodide by dissolving Iodine in Ammonia solution. Once dry the brown precipitate of NI3 is explosive.

It's highly unstable; if a fly lands on it it will explode in a puff of violet smoke.
 
Not even superficial burns and temporary flash-blindness which could be regarded as toughening up and character building?
 
Dear Mom and Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Mathew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Chris
 

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