Chat up lines

[kendor]

there you go toffee

 

[WoodYouLike]

Let's turn this around, what chat-up lines would you guys love to hear?

 

[kendor]

"It's ok you don't need to buy me dinner, let's go straight to bed" I think most blokes would like that one

 

[WoodYouLike]

That's not a chat-up line, that's END of STORY

 

[hermes]

'Get your coat, you've pulled!'

If I hadn't done that someone else would have!

 

[2scoops0406]

Glad you said it, 'cos I thought about it !

 

[Slogger]

fancy a sweat lass NO ah ok u dont mind if i have one do you

 

[WoodYouLike]

I was expecting more from you guys. Come on, don't be shy

 

[jbonding]

Hi my names Dick do you like it

 

[JohnD]

Let's turn this around, what chat-up lines would you guys love to hear?

Hi, John, my names Susie... Wow! Nice scrote!

 

[Bomber127]

cant say I've ever been chatted up by a filly , or maybe I have but did realise. Mind you i am middle aged, specs and receding but have the body of a racing snake.

I've used:

There are 206 bones in the human body; would you like another one

or

Is that a mirror in your knickers cos I can see myself in them tonight

or

here's 10 pence, phone yer mum and tell her you wont be home tonight


Dont recall any success

 

[securespark]

"D'you fancy a sh*g?"

"No, but you've talked me into it...."

 

[markie]

If i scored with you tonight i would;nt play football again

 

[diypeter]

Let's turn this around, what chat-up lines would you guys love to hear?

hello big boy is that a pen in your pocket or what?

 

[Richardp]

Have you got any cornish in you? would you like some?