*Family Friendly* one for william

[breezer]

what did one flea say to the other flea after a night out?

shall we walk or take a dog


or


How do fleas travel?

itch hiking

or

what do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedge hog?

a long neck tooth brush

 

[tim west]

what do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedge hog?

I'd love to see how they'd manage that one

 

[notb665]

Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

Where do whales go to find out how heavy they are? The Whaleweigh station.

What goes 99-clunk, 99-clunk? A centipede with a wooden leg.

What fish is good at the piano? A tuna fish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

Why did the man have a fried egg on his head? Because a boiled one rolls off.

 

[securespark]

Thanks!

I shall alert Will as soon as he is available tomorrow.

 

[tim west]

Two crisps walking along the road, car stops and the driver shouts "wanna lift?" one of the crisps says "No thanks, we're Walkers"

 

[ricicle]

My first rude joke I ever heard (at primary school) :-

**Removed**

 

[breezer]

why do bears wear fur coats?

they would look silly in plastic macs


what should you do if you find a snake in your bed?


sleep in the wardrobe


did you her about the little ghost who could not sleep?

his brother kept telling him human stories

 

[bernardgreen]

Which insects use the internet a lot.......


Spiders who have their own web sites

 

[ricicle]

Mod 8 - you surely cannot be serious about that one.I heard that when I was 6 or 7

 

[breezer]

why not, he is only 7

the line has to be drawn somewhere

 

[kevplumb]

what sits at the bottom of the sea terrorising the fish

jack the kipper

 

[dave.m]

I take it breezer and notb665 must be making their own Christmas crackers this year and testing the jokes out.
Wonder what the paper hats look like and what are you using for little toys?

 

[Space cat]

Why don't polar bears like penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off.

Why did the the dragonfly?

Because the woodpecker behind woodpecker behind. Boom! Boom!

 

[tim west]

I take it breezer and notb665 must be making their own Christmas crackers this year and testing the jokes out.
Wonder what the paper hats look like and what are you using for little toys?

A wooden horse each?

 

[notb665]

I take it breezer and notb665 must be making their own Christmas crackers this year and testing the jokes out.
Wonder what the paper hats look like and what are you using for little toys?

I like jokes like this. I find them cleverer than a lot of adult ones, some of which are smutty for the sake of it or have racist overtones. Kids' jokes are just innocent fun.