fines for middle lane hogging

[joe-90]

No-one will get a ticket for travelling at the limit. Get over it guys.

Oh yes you will!

Oh no they won't.

Only dawdling at 50 and holding up those that want to travel legally at 70 will get you a ticket.

 

[pred]

I threw down the gauntlet at the top of the previous page Joe, I think you're a dab hand when it comes to the key board but are a complete numpty when you get behind the wheel, so are you going to take me up on my challenge or leave the driving to the professionals?

I'm prepared to accept your apology for accusing me of talking bolux.

 

[joe-90]

You are legendary for talking bolex. The fact you make a childish challenge tells me you shouldn't be anywhere near a vehicle. Grow up.

 

[pred]

You are legendary for talking bolex. The fact you make a childish challenge tells me you shouldn't be anywhere near a vehicle. Grow up.

So you obviously know your limits when you're sat behind the wheel Joe, that's a good start, but I think that as you're obviously a Sunday driver at best you are not in a position to try and reright the highway code..

 

[joe-90]

Are you on drugs too?

 

[pred]

Are you on drugs too?

Put up or shut up Joe. You obviously know your driving skills are limited.

Whereas I passed my motorbike test when I was 16, my car test about 10 yrs later and my HGV1 six months after I came back to the UK in 81, I passed all three test on my first attempt, since then to work for the likes of Eddy Stobart, Asda, M&S and TNT to name but a few I had to do another test with these companies in order to work for them.

I've probably done more miles in reverse than you'll do in your life, so don't try and tell me how to drive!

 

[joe-90]

Yeah but your problem is that you are unintelligent.

 

[pred]

Yeah but your problem is that you are unintelligent.

Thank you Joe, coming from you that is a compliment.

 

[joe-90]

See what I mean?

 

[itshere]

No-one will get a ticket for travelling at the limit. Get over it guys.

Oh yes you will!

Oh no they won't.

Only dawdling at 50 and holding up those that want to travel legally at 70 will get you a ticket.

nope when you hog that middle lane you will get a ticket , get over it.

I never cried about my speeding fines even the one at 83mph on an empty motorway at 11 oclock at night. If you cat do the time dont do the crime eh?

bet you moaned like mad about your speeding ticket though . . you are never in the wrong eh?

Sorry to hear about your bump in your motor. I haven't ever bumped another car . . . so either I'm lucky or better than you...

 

[joe-90]

I didn't bump him you dope.

How many speeding tickets have you had then?

Not much of a driver are you?

 

[pred]

No-one will get a ticket for travelling at the limit. Get over it guys.

Oh yes you will!

Oh no they won't.

Only dawdling at 50 and holding up those that want to travel legally at 70 will get you a ticket.

nope when you hog that middle lane you will get a ticket , get over it.

I never cried about my speeding fines even the one at 83mph on an empty motorway at 11 oclock at night. If you cat do the time dont do the crime eh?

bet you moaned like mad about your speeding ticket though . . you are never in the wrong eh?

Sorry to hear about your bump in your motor. I haven't ever bumped another car . . . so either I'm lucky or better than you...

Aww come on! You can do better than that, I think Joe is hardly a benchmark to aim for regards driving skills..

 

[joe-90]

How would you know, Dopey?

 

[itshere]

I didn't bump him you dope.

How many speeding tickets have you had then?

Not much of a driver are you?

I'm actually a phenomenal driver as it happens. Have incredible car handling skills again like Pred have driven everything from motorbikes to cars to HGVs , forklifts , racing cars in fact if it has wheels I have been on it from skateboards to cycles (junior champion) go karts (wins, pole positions , 2nd in club championship) slowest car driven my corsa 1.2 which Iove , fastest atom supercharged.. I'm a driving god.... and haven't ever bumped anyone.

speed doesn't kill Joe only inappropriate speed.

Road awareness and positioning however seems to be a mystery to you.

 

[pred]

How would you know, Dopey?

I offered you the chance to match your skills against mine and you declined, so you obviously know your limitations.